Imaginary rip-off products.

Cycad

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I'll begin.
Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!
 
I'll begin.
Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!
Aerosol condom. $1.

The releaser. $60.
 
I'll begin.
Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!
The name of that smell is petrichor.
 
Miracle grow should really get to make it on this list even though it’s not imaginary. Can you say imaginary with out saying it’s imaginary
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I'll begin.
Plants like water. In fact they depend on it. You know that special smell when rain falls on a hot dry day? How appealing it is? The human nose likes that smell so much that it can detect just a few molecules of it. Your plants love it too! Try a vial of our new product today, "SMELL-I-GROW". It's made of concentrated aroma of wet garden. Get up to 500% extra growth!
Want to by some dehydrated water, selling in garbage bags full to top, lol!
 
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