chewberto
Well-Known Member
Im still creepin on all your peepee's!
I just came back from California and ran into some old friends and people I forgot about...
I sang 20 songs with a Chilean bum in a stairwell overlooking downtown HB, seems we were connected because I knew the lyrics of every song he started and I was 12 pack and 20 shots of fireball deep ( I don't drink whatsoever)
I made some girls unhappy on main (sorry ladies I'm taken) but I'll stare at you and beat off about it later
I ran into a friend who was trying to fuck this girl who was looking real good, I caught myself thinking "damn buddy you're going to have fun" Come to find out Chewbwerto already fucked her when she was chunky, she tried to trap in her home and cook me breakfast an shit. I had to get out of there... Good for him
I picked up my long lost clone from 95' and shits about to get real.
I got sun burned so bad I have a few blisters on my back!
I finally caved and Ate seafood ( damn you Fukushima)
I ran Into this guy from way back when,
I kicked this guy out of his own home and stole his stripper girlfriend ( well I just wanted her place and drugs) and he reminded me of plenty of top notch stories, since I've forgotten a lot..
It was good seeing this guy, I once slapped him around a bit,and his buddy whom he brought with him just stood there, so I beat his buddy up for not backing him up while I was slapping him around. I later threw him out in the trash.
Apparently he now does "street justice" and has a 30 man crew that hands out beatings to people running a muck in the city. I laughed hard. He wasn't joking
Oh, And I went to the Aquarium too.
Any questions?
I just came back from California and ran into some old friends and people I forgot about...
I sang 20 songs with a Chilean bum in a stairwell overlooking downtown HB, seems we were connected because I knew the lyrics of every song he started and I was 12 pack and 20 shots of fireball deep ( I don't drink whatsoever)
I made some girls unhappy on main (sorry ladies I'm taken) but I'll stare at you and beat off about it later
I ran into a friend who was trying to fuck this girl who was looking real good, I caught myself thinking "damn buddy you're going to have fun" Come to find out Chewbwerto already fucked her when she was chunky, she tried to trap in her home and cook me breakfast an shit. I had to get out of there... Good for him
I picked up my long lost clone from 95' and shits about to get real.
I got sun burned so bad I have a few blisters on my back!
I finally caved and Ate seafood ( damn you Fukushima)
I ran Into this guy from way back when,
I kicked this guy out of his own home and stole his stripper girlfriend ( well I just wanted her place and drugs) and he reminded me of plenty of top notch stories, since I've forgotten a lot..
It was good seeing this guy, I once slapped him around a bit,and his buddy whom he brought with him just stood there, so I beat his buddy up for not backing him up while I was slapping him around. I later threw him out in the trash.
Apparently he now does "street justice" and has a 30 man crew that hands out beatings to people running a muck in the city. I laughed hard. He wasn't joking
Oh, And I went to the Aquarium too.
Any questions?
