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I just wanted to start a "WTF is stuck in your head right now, just type it out" thread.

Mine is that pretzels sound really fuckin good right now, Yours???

in my head by jason derulo.

I been thinking of phil harris, the former captain of the cornelia marie(probally spelled wrong) from on the show the deadliest catch who passed away in febuary Mostly cuz i just watched it, kinda pissed though, they told us it would be a special 2 hr episode this week(they clearly did state it in the commercials) and it wasnt. Disappointed is the word i actually, they made it seem like they were gonna really get into some interesting stuff and cover phil and his familys and the captains response to his death but it was only 1 hr long and the only mention of phil dying is a cliffhanger at the end where josh calls jake and says"I dont know how to tell you this, but we lost dad dude". didnt even get to see any of jakes reaction to it yet.

they act like its not a big deal, but i do feel bad that he died, and yes, i did hear word of a 2hr special because discovery channel is all the fuck i watch lol.....mythbusters is the shit, so is how its made, so is that one show that shows how they do shit, hell all the channels in that area of channels kick ass. but yeah. they did lie... sadly

yeah ive been watching the deadliest catch, and there showing about his death. he was a cool ol' dude..RIP

My mind on my money .. My money on my mind.. 24/7.. can't sleep if im fuken broke

i feel you bro

yea phil was my fav captian! RIP buddy, i'll smoke a bowl for u....

already did lol, he was a good captain.

I'm thinking about how pissed i am that my bong's bowl is so small!

"the bird is the word" family guy episode was on last night and I have been doing it too now all day. I have never heard the real song.

I got fuken blazed lol i came back to see if anybody had any other shit to say about this but everybody just got as high as I did lol

tea tree said:

"the bird is the word" family guy episode was on last night and I have been doing it too now all day. I have never heard the real song.

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yehhh I love the part when Stewie and Brian just beat the fuck out of the record.. it deserved it..

watched it last night as well, my favorite part is where Stewie's nostril starts bleeding as if he was brain damaged from surfin' bird.

whats stuck in my head at this very moment...

i wish people would wait to find someone who possesses their preferred qualities from the start, instead of trying to change them into their ideal person. you cant change a weed smoker into a non smoker. you cant change a gay person straight or vice versa. you cant make a passionate fiery person calm and collected and logical. you have to fully accept people exactly for who they are.

i cant believe that the library wanted me to pay $12 in fines from 10 years ago when i asked to get a new library card today. i havent stepped foot in a library in a decade, and they expect me to pay late fees on books that i handed in late in the 9th grade. right. fuck you.

i wonder if humanity realizes that history will continue to repeat itself until we learn that we cant use past experiences as advice for solving current and future issues. if you want new and different results, you need a new and different approach.

i think that personality disorders are mother nature's way of telling pharmaceutical companies to fuck off.

i think that even in these times the world holds a massive wealth of beauty. Stop and look around. Take a moment to admire mother nature's craftsmanship (craftswomanship? lol) in a small blade of grass, or a leaf. Take the time to see it, because until you do, you really don't know what you're missing. I'll let you in on a secret.....its called "happiness"

you never know how strong you are until you have to fight yourself. you will always be your toughest critic, your harshest judge, your worst enemy. if you can fight yourself and win, persevere, casting out your inner demons, there is NOTHING that can stand in your way EVER AGAIN. if you can win the fight against you, nothing will ever seem as difficult. no person, no obstacle, no hardship. you win.

there...those are a few of the thoughts floating around inside my head right now

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does anyone else find that you have your best thoughts, ideas, revelations, epiphanies, etc when you're blazed?

*edit again... they werent all written on the spot. i copy/pasted a couple from my journal from yesterday...but those thoughts are all still currently taking up space in my brain lol

sarah22 said:

whats stuck in my head at this very moment...

i wish people would wait to find someone who possesses their preferred qualities from the start, instead of trying to change them into their ideal person. you cant change a weed smoker into a non smoker. you cant change a gay person straight or vice versa. you cant make a passionate fiery person calm and collected and logical. you have to fully accept people exactly for who they are.

i cant believe that the library wanted me to pay $12 in fines from 10 years ago when i asked to get a new library card today. i havent stepped foot in a library in a decade, and they expect me to pay late fees on books that i handed in late in the 9th grade. right. fuck you.


*edit again... they werent all written on the spot. i copy/pasted a couple from my journal from yesterday...but those thoughts are all still currently taking up space in my brain lol

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That shit was deep!! Sounds like a lot to be on the mind...

"i cant believe that the library wanted me to pay $12 in fines from 10 years ago when i asked to get a new library card today. i havent stepped foot in a library in a decade, and they expect me to pay late fees on books that i handed in late in the 9th grade. right. fuck you."

made me laugh

Impact420 said:

That shit was deep!! Sounds like a lot to be on the mind...

"i cant believe that the library wanted me to pay $12 in fines from 10 years ago when i asked to get a new library card today. i havent stepped foot in a library in a decade, and they expect me to pay late fees on books that i handed in late in the 9th grade. right. fuck you."

made me laugh

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haha i was so pissed! i was really looking forward to spending time at the library and picking out books. then they decided to be assholes lol. and my head is constantly full of random crazy stuff. some of it is deep and some of it is really silly lol.

my latest stoned idea is a way to scientifically explain psychics. because i have psychic moments very very often. several of them a day. i have a theory...but its kinda random and not well thought out right now. see...i think that every thing we do in life has an equation. getting a diploma, cooking dinner, driving to work, lifting your left arm, etc. i think every physical event has a mathematical equation behind it. and somehow, people with this odd psychic ability have a glitch (or maybe a gift?) in their brain or their conscious, maybe subconscious, that causes them to involuntarily notice patterns in the numbers...so thats how they can predict future events...but its just a thought. lol

thats literally the type of shit i think about while i toke lol. my brain is all over the place haha

darkdestruction420 said:

I been thinking of phil harris, the former captain of the cornelia marie(probally spelled wrong) from on the show the deadliest catch who passed away in febuary Mostly cuz i just watched it, kinda pissed though, they told us it would be a special 2 hr episode this week(they clearly did state it in the commercials) and it wasnt. Disappointed is the word i actually, they made it seem like they were gonna really get into some interesting stuff and cover phil and his familys and the captains response to his death but it was only 1 hr long and the only mention of phil dying is a cliffhanger at the end where josh calls jake and says"I dont know how to tell you this, but we lost dad dude". didnt even get to see any of jakes reaction to it yet.

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yeah that pissed me off to but i thought i heard that that 2 hour special was on next week at the end but any way RIP PHIL HARRIS

hot Knifing gets me so ripped.

haha. havent cheaked this in a while, just smoked some royal kush, for some reason, it made me remember starting this thread haha