i peed the bed last night

it's true.

chanice got concerned and gave me the webMD quiz about whether i had a family history of bed wetting, problems evacuating, and about 4 dozen other questions. long story short, i probably just drank too much beer on top of a long, hard day of work yesterday.

i thought sharing my bed wetting experience would be good for a laugh, even if it is at my expense.

ahem, I did a couple months ago. First time in like 10 years. I was concerned, but then it didn't happen again. lol

i've shit my pants about 5 times in the past 10 years, and each time i was completely awake. i don't care if anyone knows.

it's not like i wet the bed.

Total Head said:

i've shit my pants about 5 times in the past 10 years, and each time i was completely awake. i don't care if anyone knows.

it's not like i wet the bed.

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hahahahahaha

Total Head said:

i've shit my pants about 5 times in the past 10 years, and each time i was completely awake. i don't care if anyone knows.

it's not like i wet the bed.

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i've shit my pants about 5 times in the last year. sometimes it just feels like a fart, and it's not all fart.

nice burn by the way.

damn is this what rollitup has come to....lol

Thats why I wear my depends

i havnt pissed the bed since i was a kid , but i shit myself once in a while .... sharts happen

Dizzle Frost said:

i havnt pissed the bed since i was a kid , but i shit myself once in a while .... sharts happen

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sharts are the bane of my existence. working out in the hot sun, drinking some beer, feels like a good fart coming on, lay some force behind it and....


time to change pants.

since i quit real drinking.........no mishaps. *sigh*
i miss getting Piss-On-Myself drunk.

Hahaha, probably one too many beers mate.

Derple said:

Hahaha, probably one too many beers mate.

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i drink like a fish and my intake last night was lighter than normal. i think it was the combination of a shitload of work and the beer, at least according to my wife, the webMD doctor.

greatest thread of all time better to turn it in to laughter then Embarrassment.

I knew a guy (friend of an ex) that would literally get so wasted every night he'd always piss the bed. And it wasn't like he passed out and woke up in piss, either. He would stand up in a sleep-walk state and piss onto the bed and then get back in it. Of course, he didn't keep girlfriends very long because they'd wake up soaked in HIS piss. I've never pissed myself as an adult lol but um, way to share Buck!

UncleBuck said:

it's true.

chanice got concerned and gave me the webMD quiz about whether i had a family history of bed wetting, problems evacuating, and about 4 dozen other questions. long story short, i probably just drank too much beer on top of a long, hard day of work yesterday.

i thought sharing my bed wetting experience would be good for a laugh, even if it is at my expense.

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Well if it makes you feel any better Buck I had a college roomate who woke up in a drunken stuper, and pissed on our other roomate who was asleep in his lower bunk. The mad pisser never lived that down.....and had a big shiner for his work.

Same jackass opened his own drawer in another drunken stuper and pissed on his own clothes.....so it could have been much worse LOL.

On holiday with my family about 4 years back had a good idea get a bottle of vodka and some beers this was last night of the holiday so gona go ouut on a high.

Started drinking about 4 in the afternoon stoped about well i still don't know but the next morning the wife was not amused with me as see awakened me from my slumber.

I had pissed the bed big time so had to spend the next two and a half hours with the hairdryer drying the bed before we left now the wife won't let me drink vodka.

Another time me and the wife went away for the weekend staying in this b&b well the first night we went to a bar i got totaly smashed whent back to the b&b. The room door

was pine the toilet door was pine the wardrobe was pine whent to bed fell asleep i get up needing a piss cant find the light to see whare i am but see a pine door must be the toilet.

Open the door away to start pissing then the wife jumps out of bed man thats the wardrobe your pissing in lucky i didn't piss on our clothes as the wife would never forgiven me for that.

Damn. I've gotten straight up smashed and never pissed myself.

Total Head said:

i've shit my pants about 5 times in the past 10 years, and each time i was completely awake. i don't care if anyone knows.

it's not like i wet the bed.

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I mean who hasn't had one of those farts....




Now combined the two and you get

i had a friend, we shall call him "dickie", who would piss the bed to get rid of the chick he brought home the night before if he didn't want to get up and deal with her lol he would just start pissing and they would get up and leave as quietly as they could because they didn't want to wake the disgusting pig up lol BRILLIANT

I got drunk, went to bed, got sick, puked in a guys shoe, when I was in the service...