i need direction in my life

jimmyko

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Being a Bipolar fucktard, I’ve ran up a credit card bill higher than I’d like to talk about…so, as I usually do after a manic episode of fucking fighting and getting fucked up, I realize im in the hole and figure away to get out. Ive done everything, most recently making fake IDs. Very good business…but it’s time to move on. I will now set out to grow some excellent fat marijuana drumsticks with which I will bang on a drum as a I go to the bank and deposit the millions I make off of this venture. i just got to get my life back together and start growing some dope and maybe get back with lucy.

Anyway, I currently have 7 bagseed plants growing under a 600w HPS. I started them with those cheap ass fluorescent “grow” lights that you can get at walmart. They suck cock because you have to make them touch the plant or they wont grow. They are flourishing. 5 of them in like 3 gallon pots and two wooly mammoth MOFOs in 5 gallon buckets. I happen to know they are all from quality buds so that is a plus. Beyond that I don’t know what to expect.

This summer, I would like to grow as much marijuana, and as many magical mushrooms as I possibly can. Your help and my money will help me do this. So let us begin…

WHAT I HAVE

600w HPS hyrdrafarm
2 60w CFLs
5 3-gallon pots
2 5-gallon buckets
10-30-10 bloom fertilizer
large oscillating fan
small fan
watering jug
mylar
misc. tools and hanging devices
clones from my good plants I have now

WHAT I NEED HELP WITH or CLARIFICATION ON
Odor control and air circulation
Fertilizer- schedule/type for max benefit
pruning
seeds
co2

We will come back to all of this at the end…

LIMITING FACTORS
Money. Like I said I spent it all. But I can scrape up a few hundred.

I am going to have two small areas, likely closets. One veg, one flower.
I have two closets…about 28x42 inches. tall as fuck 8 ft at least. This will satisfy the veg room, but is it enough for a flower?
It must be DISCREET
I would like to grow mushrooms in the same room—co2 depletion???
I cannot do too much physical damage i.e. holes in walls etc.
This is a 4-month operation and then all equipment will go into storage

MY DESIRES
Use soil
Max yield/potency—obviously
Crop as often as possible. Every two weeks?
Use one exotic strain throughout the operation
Complete these goals safely and cheaply as possible

ANYWAYS

With all of this in mind, what is my best option to have the most crop in a 3-month marijuana growing stint? Also, for the month prior to the 3 month stint, I will be vegging some clones I have from my current plant which I am sure will play into this somehow.

Scrog, SOG, LST, etc… what is my best option?2 weeks veg? 5 weeks veg? blah blah? I don’t want to hear some anecdote, I would like a well thought out response or a link to good information and a reason why you think it is best for me. I will listen. I realize I will need at least one more light but I’m hoping its not like that stupid gold plated HPS. Help!

What size/type of MH light will suffice for this operation?

I do not wish to purchase any climate control anything at this point, so is the homemade DIY Co2 methods worth it? Any evidence? What method is best/cheapest?

Could someone direct me to an exact schedule for fertilizing for max yield? As in the type, when to use it, do I stagnate, do I increase as I go?

Seeds…I will have these clones going but it would be fun to purchase some seeds? With my requirements, what is the best seed to purchase? Assume these will be planted at the beginning of the 3-month operation rather than the month preceding.

Pruning? Do it? Don’t? Right now I have a don’t fuck with it if it isn’t broken attitude so im very cautious with any type of trimming. I have plucked off a few leaves on the bottom that will obviously never amount to anything but besides that I am stuck…too many options and too many anecdotes. I’m more or a scientific proof guy…

I’m hoping to get some experienced member to get me moving in the right direction. I’m really hoping for a comprehensive response, or more likely a person who can respond comprehensively as I realize I probably didn’t provide all the information needed for an intelligent response. Please do not respond with an answer without an explanation unless you’ve established yourself in this thread as someone who can really fuck-start a marijuana plant. Thank You. I’m starting the clones on veg next week, let’s get started.
 
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