Pookiedough
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Indeed! I sat on a kettle cooked BBQ potato chip and it sliced about a quarter inch cut in my butt cheek...WTF Lays? I should sue lol!
I just sat on a potato chip and cut my ass.
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stinkincatfish
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your honor
my client was simply sitting at home one day minding his one business,
while stoned outta his mind...
hmm im thirsty he thought as he got up to get a cold nonalcoholic beverege
not thinking he left the deadly krttle cooked potato chips UNATTENDED
returning to the room it was earilly calm then,
BAMM he was violently attacked as he sat in his comfy chair.
of course my client is seeking medical damages as well as a public apology
from the ultraevil Lays Company.
not to mention 687000 in lost revenue due to that whole butt model thing
yikes gotta go
pm me if you need representation
my client was simply sitting at home one day minding his one business,
while stoned outta his mind...
hmm im thirsty he thought as he got up to get a cold nonalcoholic beverege
not thinking he left the deadly krttle cooked potato chips UNATTENDED
returning to the room it was earilly calm then,
BAMM he was violently attacked as he sat in his comfy chair.
of course my client is seeking medical damages as well as a public apology
from the ultraevil Lays Company.
not to mention 687000 in lost revenue due to that whole butt model thing
yikes gotta go
pm me if you need representation
stinkincatfish
Well-Known Member
the fact that my client was naked is irrelevant!!!
Pookiedough
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Im about a 105 pound woman,and no I was not naked but I was wearing panties and a t-shirt the unreasonably sharp potato chip breached the panty fabric with scary ease.I may be emotionally scarred iv'e never been injured by a snack food before.
smokingbot
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I think I am emotionally scarred by your avatar it's creepy as hell lol..
ToastedFox
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future warning for chips "Warning: May contain sharp edges"
kronicsmurf
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WHOA death by potato chip
ROFL damn wouldn't that suck
get cut by a potato chip and die of gangrene or blood poisoning. slap a band aid on it, you'll live Peace
ROFL damn wouldn't that suck get cut by a potato chip and die of gangrene or blood poisoning. slap a band aid on it, you'll live Peace
Twistyman
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Sue....remember when that putz burnt the inside of his mouth with a coffee..He sued and won........What an ass...I'd sue if my coffee wasn't hot.Im about a 105 pound woman,and no I was not naked but I was wearing panties and a t-shirt the unreasonably sharp potato chip breached the panty fabric with scary ease.I may be emotionally scarred iv'e never been injured by a snack food before.
stinkincatfish
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what we need are plenty of re-enactment videos.
that way if there are any questions about posterity or point of entry
it will all be right there..on film..for $19.99
think about it
that way if there are any questions about posterity or point of entry
it will all be right there..on film..for $19.99
think about it
Seamaiden
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WHEW! I was gonna say, "Um, I thought Pookie was a girl.."Im about a 105 pound woman,and no I was not naked but I was wearing panties and a t-shirt the unreasonably sharp potato chip breached the panty fabric with scary ease.I may be emotionally scarred iv'e never been injured by a snack food before.
That's outrageous, fucking potato chips. That shit'll mess you UP.
Cap'n Crunch, that's what you've got to watch out for.
stinkincatfish
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dont get me started with the Capn'
so many mornings ive torn the roof of my mouth to shreds
so many times ive sworn vengeace against that monster!
only to be thwarted by an unexcapable bed time.
damn you garfield and your semi effective sleep campaign
now that im all grown up, shit what was i saying now. damn
so many mornings ive torn the roof of my mouth to shreds
so many times ive sworn vengeace against that monster!
only to be thwarted by an unexcapable bed time.
damn you garfield and your semi effective sleep campaign
now that im all grown up, shit what was i saying now. damn
Seamaiden
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And the Zdogg strikes AGAIN.Pics of your ass please as proof
How about we just take that pic of your ass (that took me hella days to even make out visibly) and use that? Have someone PhotoShop a potato chip cut on it and call it a day. 
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
And the Zdogg strikes AGAIN.
I dont know how to make my avatar bigger
