How I passed a drug test in 5 days...

BiggRay

New Member
I was just freaking out over passing my drug test last week and was looking all over this forum and figured I should share my story to help others in my situation:

A little over 2 months ago I was offered a job upon completion of a drug test that they would send me in the mail at any point from then until my start date (3 months). Keep in mind I am a female at 5'6", weigh 125 lbs and I smoke a good amount of weed on a daily basis I didn't smoke for almost 2 months and went to Quest Diagnostics to take my drug screening on April 16. I knew I was 100% going to pass so immediately after I started burning it down and 5 days later (APRIL FUCKING 21ST) I get a call at 8am telling me that my pee was too diluted and that I have to retake the drug test. I was able to get the drug screening postponed for 13 days so I started freaking out trying to find the best way to detox. Now, after 5 days, I passed 2 different home drug tests with 8 days left until the real one! This is how I did it:

1. I FREAKED OUT - I swear when I say I researched everything and anything about THC/drug screenings/Quest Diagnostics.

2. I drank so much water that I felt as if I had to pee every 20 minutes. Once my water bottle was empty, I refilled it and kept the process going. I drank only water - nothing else.

3. I took an insane amount of vitamins/supplements that definitely aren't good to take in such large amounts but hey, this job is a HUGE deal to me. Specifically, I went to CVS and bought Niacin, B12, B6, Biotin, Cranberry Pills, Garlic, Green Tea Extract, L-Carnitine, and Metamucil and took the recommended dose for each.

4. I went out and bought a TON of organic vegetables and refrained from eating any fatty foods.

5. I meant to work out a lot more than I did because THC is stored in your fat but my time was limited. But when I did workout, it was extreme. I had my boyfriend saran wrap my entire body and I dressed in all sweats before running outside. After about only 15-20 around the track, I was dripping in sweat and had to go inside to shower. One time I was too embarrassed to run outside in full sweats (its really hot where I live), so I sat in the car with the heat on full blast with a bottle of water until I felt that I sweat about the same as I did when I ran.

And voila!!! 5 days later I took an at-home drug test and although somewhat faint, the line that designated my urine negative of THC appeared!!!! I have taken one more (a different brand) since then and will continue to drink tons of water until my drug test. I still have 8 days to go so hopefully my pee doesn't come back diluted this time!! I hope this helps!
 

GrowinDad

Well-Known Member
Look into creatine. It is what (at least used to) make it so you come back diluted. What they (at least used to) test for in that regard is the specific gravity of the sample. Creatine puts stuff in that makes the urine seem normal for specific gravity.
 

justugh

Well-Known Member
1 remove Fatty foods and sweets from diet ....u need to burn the ones in body to release anything that got stocked

2 cranberry drinks to flush the system effectly simple and safe cranberry juice it
....what u are doing with the water is partly good and bad to much and u can bypass the kindey and empty into bladder it hurts u in the long run ......drink water tea cranberry about gallon a day when u wake up your pee should be yellow but the rest of the day looks clear

3 go and get detox drink for before the test
http://www.luckyvitamin.com/p-12838-detoxify-brand-xxtra-clean-herbal-cleanse-tropical-fruit-flavor-20-oz?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=fpl&utm_term=DetoxifyBrandXxtraCleanHerbalCleanseTropicalFruitFlavor20oz&utm_content=61852&utm_campaign=googlebase&site=google_base&scid=scplp2969310&gclid=CjwKEAjwvPepBRCoqo37teOD1XsSJAC7v6WQ38x3NW39nuVnSJdbBxdwaRxI2TNkNoVHApXQYWNeTxoCBq_w_wcB

that brand i used for 13 years while was on and off porbation ......never failed a test
..........wake up pee drink a glass of water or tea .....read the box should be 2 hours before the test pee one time before u go in drink more water then u have 5 hours of clean go pee everything should be right they never caught me

there is always the wizzinator
http://www.realwhizzinatorxxx.com/whizzinator.html?PageSpeed=noscript
 
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