Happy Father's Day!

My kid is with her grandparents for the summer. So I don't even have my progeny to celebrate with. But I know she exists. And that I'm a father. And that today is my day. It's fine. I'm alright. Quit bothering me I'm fine. OK fuck off then. Probably just do yard work most of the day. Then go to the newish Chinese restaurant for some crispy roast duck. Depending on how stuffed I make myself will determine whether I stuff the wife later tonight.