Guess the weight, win the weed!

Growan · May 11, 2014

Greetings, fans of carnival fun! Ever have a go at one of those 'how many sweets in the jar - guess and win' things? No? Well fuck it, this is way better!
This is a genuine, real, not a joke, proper, no wind up, actual, bona fide, non false competetion in which you can wiin some weed! Really, it really is. Really. No, really. It really is....
All you have to do is guess the weight of the weed. Simple as that. Closest guess wins.
If it aids your guess, the top 2 jars are cheese, and the bottom 2 are chronic lights.

All the winner has to do to claim the prize is wire €4000 via Western Union to cover postage and packing. Simple eh?

Good luck guys, and remember, this is not just Toke and Talk bullshit, no siree. Nope. Not a bit of it. ;

killemsoftly · May 11, 2014

Who do I wire it to?

dannyboy602 · May 11, 2014

u can wire it to me

Growan · May 11, 2014

killemsoftly said:
Who do I wire it to?

To my Nigerian colleague. He'll also be responsible for freeing up some funds locked down in an old bank account out there. A genuinely helpful chap.

dannyboy602 · May 11, 2014

Growan said:
View attachment 3150127 Greetings, fans of carnival fun! Ever have a go at one of those 'how many sweets in the jar - guess and win' things? No? Well fuck it, this is way better!
This is a genuine, real, not a joke, proper, no wind up, actual, bona fide, non false competetion in which you can wiin some weed! Really, it really is. Really. No, really. It really is....
All you have to do is guess the weight of the weed. Simple as that. Closest guess wins.
If it aids your guess, the top 2 jars are cheese, and the bottom 2 are chronic lights.

All the winner has to do to claim the prize is wire €4000 via Western Union to cover postage and packing. Simple eh?

Good luck guys, and remember, this is not just Toke and Talk bullshit, no siree. Nope. Not a bit of it. ;

where are the jars? where's the weed man? and what size jars are they? quart? a quart holds about an ounce. and don't tell me its metric. its too late to have to think.

Growan · May 11, 2014

dannyboy602 said:
u can wire it to me

yes, er sorry. The pictures got stuck in my interweb.
The jars are 10' tall. Ish.

Nutes and Nugs · May 11, 2014

Do I have to pay the taxes on the prize money first?

Growan · May 11, 2014

Quart, quart.... yankee for 2 pints... er, yeah. Maybe quart jars. Maybe bigger. They don't have a stamp on them....
All adds to the thrill of the competition, though, right!?!

Pinworm · May 11, 2014

4000 monies? Seems reasonable.

Growan · May 11, 2014

Nutes and Nugs said:
Do I have to pay the taxes on the prize money first?

No prize 'money' here sir, and I will cover all out of pocket expenses myself. Just wire the post and package cost, and I'll do the rest.

Growan · May 11, 2014

Pinworm said:
4000 monies? Seems reasonable.

You are right sir. I will use high qualty wrapping paper, tied with a generous amount of jute string and a self adhesive stamp.

killemsoftly · May 11, 2014

Growan said:
To my Nigerian colleague. He'll also be responsible for freeing up some funds locked down in an old bank account out there. A genuinely helpful chap.

Sounds fantabulous.

(btw: your avi is a dick )

Growan · May 11, 2014

Yo

killemsoftly said:
Sounds fantabulous.

(btw: your avi is a dick )

You're correct. A genuine cock-wad. But there seemed to be an avi changing trend so I jumped on it. Boom!

killemsoftly · May 11, 2014

Growan said:
Yo

You're correct. A genuine cock-wad. But there seemed to be an avi changing trend so I jumped on it. Boom!

It's all good with me Growan. lol
It fuels my fantasies of kidnapping a royal and making them eat gruel and watch reality tv all day. Of course, I would prolly have to medicate them properly to keep them from screaming.

Growan · May 11, 2014

Fantasise on this then...

Nutes and Nugs · May 11, 2014

killemsoftly said:
It's all good with me Growan. lol
It fuels my fantasies of kidnapping a royal and making them eat gruel and watch reality tv all day. Of course, I would prolly have to medicate them properly to keep them from screaming.

No doubt they would be screaming.
They have better weed.

killemsoftly · May 11, 2014

Growan said:
View attachment 3150163 Fantasise on this then...

You know what I need Growan. lol
I love that one. lol
Now, about this fine Nigerian gent who is your colleague....

killemsoftly · May 11, 2014

Nutes and Nugs said:
No doubt they would be screaming.
They have better weed.

Nutes,
don't be a buzzkill.
You're ruining my fantasy.
Besides, I also have govt issue.

Growan · May 11, 2014

killemsoftly said:
Nutes,
don't be a buzzkill.
You're ruining my fantasy.
Besides, I also have govt issue.

killemsoftly · May 11, 2014

Growan said:
View attachment 3150171

Is that the Great Fire of London?

I hate to admit this. Oh well. My apologies Growan if this is too much.
I confess: I've always wanted to bang Fergie.
There. It's out in the open.
Hey, I actually feel better

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