Greetings fellow criminals

18 year old YOLOer here. My hobbies include buying/using/distributing illegal narcotics, underage consumption of alcohol, and partying. My dislikes include police officers, the Drug Enforcement Agency, and other people who enforce the law. I hate those guys! I'm hoping to meet some people here on Rollitup that I can possibly YOLO with, discover better ways to commit production of an illicit substance, and possibly join a gang.


Who is your favorite narcotics distributor? No worries, I won't tell anyone. I'm not even a cop.

wtf dude

Great to see a fellow YOLO'r, I actually just finished up smoking an entire 6 pack and injecting 5 full marijuanas!

I'm going to pm you all my friends names and a list of every illegal thing I have done along with them. It will be chronologically ordered and extremely detailed, please give me some time to prepaid sed document.

Also don't show it to anyone, it could be incriminating in the wrong hands

welcome.

What the actual fuck

hahahahahahahaha

LMAO. Gave me a good chuckle.