get your hands off my wife!!!!

i spend over 7 months raising them, nurturing them, feeding and caring. they ripen to a beautiful perfection. then everyone comes over and handles them? NOPE!! NOT HERE!! i just can't sit and watch someone else trim my weed. it's like getting married then handing your wife over to all your buddies. is this just me or does everyone have this problem?

Last time I grew, when I was done my few friends that knew about my grow wanted to help trim. I ended up blowing them all off because I had the same feelings. I don't want other people trimming my shit that I put so much work and love into.

I'll handle your wife while you handle the nugs.... I'm a fair man

Garden Knowm said:

I'll handle your wife while you handle the nugs.... I'm a fair man

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probably why she's still hiding....hahhahah

i'm like "fan leaves, just trim fan leaves. that's all i need. i will pay you handsomely to just trim fan leaves. please trim them all the way to the stalk. no stickers. thanks, that's it. here's a chair, beer, sandwiches, dry smoke, whatever you need. enjoy."





10 mins later............ "here, i butchered this all to hell. see i can trim to. can i get a sandwich?"



OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

then the one person i do trust.......

"honey, will you mind helping a little?"

"sure sweetheart.........snip....snip.....snip,snip........snip........this isn't fun. i'm outta here."



"honey?"

"honey?"

"HONEY!!?!!"












"kitty?"

Well at least your wife can trim, everytime I harvest I have to do it real quick like in a day and before she gets home from work. She trims them all the way like we are about to do a High Times photo shoot or some shit...

makes good hash at least - but I would rather she just let me do it, or actually listen to how to do it right....

Micheal Kelso said:

Well at least your wife can trim, everytime I harvest I have to do it real quick like in a day and before she gets home from work. She trims them all the way like we are about to do a High Times photo shoot or some shit...

makes good hash at least - but I would rather she just let me do it, or actually listen to how to do it right....

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she's good for about 3 mins. then suddenly there's shopping to do.

the hubby gets butthurt when i wanna help!!! (sorry honey if you read this!! IloveU!)

fdd2blk said:

i spend over 7 months raising them, nurturing them, feeding and caring. they ripen to a beautiful perfection. then everyone comes over and handles them? NOPE!! NOT HERE!! i just can't sit and watch someone else trim my weed. it's like getting married then handing your wife over to all your buddies. is this just me or does everyone have this problem?

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I WISH I had that problem!



OMG that looks tasty.

fdd2blk said:

i'm like "fan leaves, just trim fan leaves. that's all i need. i will pay you handsomely to just trim fan leaves. please trim them all the way to the stalk. no stickers. thanks, that's it. here's a chair, beer, sandwiches, dry smoke, whatever you need. enjoy."

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oh shit.....u pay to trim, provide weed, beer, and munchies........

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10 mins later............ "here, i butchered this all to hell. see i can trim to. can i get a sandwich?"

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can i come over next harvest would be my next question but after so many times of this, I dont let others come over either. I just got tired of seeing so much hard work go into buds just for them to be made into hash.


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Mr.Pyrex said:

id bang your wife

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bet he's glad to know that, you sweet talker

bongo said:

bet he's glad to know that, you sweet talker

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yeah right
thats where she goes shopping instead of helping fdd.lol. j/k

i'm still at it. put in 10 hours yesterday, 12 the day before.........

fdd2blk said:

i'm still at it. put in 10 hours yesterday, 12 the day before.........

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what a way to spend the weekend huh? so how are you posting on here?
AH! fdd is growing buds with computer functions built into them! what could we call it????? i know cannible its like an apple but not.

kochab said:

what a way to spend the weekend huh? so how are you posting on here?
AH! fdd is growing buds with computer functions built into them! what could we call it????? i know cannible its like an apple but not.

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i'm out back in my shop, tapped into the wireless.


how could i hand this over to someone else? could you?.......

The only way I would hand that over is, if it was to my other hand.