From your experience, which strain smells the least like weed?

What strains smell nothing like the typical earthy weed smell?

I wouldnt use earthy to describe weed typically.
the weed they sell at dispensaries often lack a typical weed smell though

Shitty cheap autoflowers.

Some of the Northern Lights though a few of the legit ones are loud as they're afghani origins..

Tangie

I'd say plushberry has a berry phenotype with zero muskyness/skunkyness. I had a stretchy phenotype of Nirvana's Blue Mystic, back in 2011/12 that smelled exactly like a scented marker (artificial/chemical) the blue marker. You could grow a pounds of the stuff in one room and nobody in the next room could suspect a thing. Great for gorilla growing/discretion. Very easy to train, supercrops easy, takes to fiming/topping well and no matter what I did I never saw a nanner or seeds in my harvested buds. Roots really fast, and gets rootbound quickly, general sign of that was it would stretch more.

Blue Mystic isn't so bad as far as yield goes either, and after cure mine had noticable berry/bready smell and taste. Seeds we're cheap as hell too... This actually got me reminiscing about that plant, I might just buy some of those seeds, very similar to northern lights with the effect. Great session weed, you could smoke joint after joint and not get tired, calming effect and strong body/electric feeling from it's NL heritage too.

My first run of RDs Blue Ox...straight up cat piss, litter box. Had to move the bed and all the cloths out of the bedroom.