For Real Stoners....

i<3

Active Member

• Apr 2, 2011

• #1

for you, post one thing you think a real stoner does and doesnt doo and continue the list....

1. a real stoner doesn't ever go running around the house for weed because he doesnt have anymore, he does it because he forgot where the fuck he put his weed......

 

smokebros

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #2

A real stoner Does NOT pocket your lighter because he wanted to... it's cause he forgot!

 

PhilosopherKing

Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #3

a real stoner is a better liar

 

budlover13

King Tut

• Apr 3, 2011

• #4

A real stoner is more enlightened than the general public.(Gotta throw some elitism in there for us!)

 

budlover13

King Tut

• Apr 3, 2011

• #5

PhilosopherKing said:

a real stoner is a better liar

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A REAL stoner doesn't lie.

 

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Ivraan

Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #6

A real stoner does everything just as good as sober people, but while high so it's better

 

jammin screw

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #7

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A real stoner get stoned every little chance he/she gets and they also............................. They......... Yeah

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #8

I smoke as soon as I wake up....I fall asleep smoking.....oh,and I smoke all day

 

mellokitty

Moderatrix of Journals

• Apr 3, 2011

• #9

only a real stoner *FUCKING PANICS* when it's running low....

 

mellokitty

Moderatrix of Journals

• Apr 3, 2011

• #10

rowlman said:

I smoke as soon as I wake up....I fall asleep smoking.....oh,and I smoke all day

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^this.^

and only a real stoner would say, "i'm so sleepy, but i gotta finish this bowl/joint/bag...."

 

Richie LxP

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #11

A real stoner loves all kinds of pie.

 

Richie LxP

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #12

Im trying to put some images of some fine pies here, do i just copy and paste image? Its not letting me?

p.s a real stoner can copy and paste.

 

i<3

Active Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #13

Richie LxP said:

Im trying to put some images of some fine pies here, do i just copy and paste image? Its not letting me?

p.s a real stoner can copy and paste.

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save the image (on your computer) an then upload it (to the thread ) I LOV?E
PIEEEEE...... 3.14159????????
thats all i can remember lol.... ohhh just had an idea... im gonna smoke some more and then try to do my rubiks cube (which i can while sober) sorry for being completely off subject XD

 

420God

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #14

Real stoners grow their own.

 

prototypeone

Active Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #15

a real smoker doesn't torch the bowl first hit into it.

 

The Coral Reefer

Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #16

A real stoner smokes 2 joints before he smokes 2 joints. And then he smokes 2 more.

 

Chem Dawg

New Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #17

A real stoner will grind up bud for the next Doob while only a quarter through the last one..

 

Dj1209

Well-Known Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #18

A real stonerstays high all the time.

 

wanabe

Active Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #19

im above a stoner now stoners was when i was a teen i am now a toker but i feel you

 

i<3

Active Member

• Apr 7, 2011

• #20

a real stoner smokes weed and doesnt hide it (the fact that he smoke)(ime sure real stoner do hide there weed)