Fine I'll stop trolling... my life sucks atm... if im honest.

JamesWolverine

JamesWolverine

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I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. This is the only job I’ve ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that f**kface cares about is money and her fat daughter.

Outside of work, I don’t do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that’s better than nothing.
I am also in love with one of my few friends. She’s an athletic, smart, gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I’m sure she hates me too. F**k.
My neighbor basically hates everything I do and all he does is praise himself and cry about his bald head.

I’m stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s license test EVERY F**KINGTIME I TAKE IT. F**K THIS. Worst of all I live in a f**king pineapple under the sea.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Fuck that small town. Fuck your co worker. Fuck your boss and his fat daughter. Fuck your retarded best friend. Fuck your neighbor. Fuck your driver's license. Fuck your pineapple.

Keep trolling. Try not to let yourself get overwhelmed with shit you can't control, man.
 
ghost013

ghost013

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this thread cracks me up :)

If you stop hanging out with Patrick you may actually grow up enough to get somewhere in life. Get over driving you just can't handle the stress of it, your brain shuts down. Plus you have already caused Ms. Puff to have multiple meltdowns trying to teach you. Your neighbors a pompous ass for sure,and with you having to work with him makes it even worse!
Your boss has always been that way,from the very beginning. You apparently chose to stay there so no bitching about it now. You and the one you like can never be so just work at staying friends, she's fun to hang with so don't ruin that.

Good luck!
 
vro

vro

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Why dont you try and get with the bosses daughter or that other girl. How can you fail the driving test 16 yearold girls can even pass it my parents never taught me shit and i still passed it.
 
theexpress

theexpress

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JamesWolverine said:
I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. This is the only job I’ve ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that f**kface cares about is money and her fat daughter.

Outside of work, I don’t do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that’s better than nothing.
I am also in love with one of my few friends. She’s an athletic, smart, gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I’m sure she hates me too. F**k.
My neighbor basically hates everything I do and all he does is praise himself and cry about his bald head.

I’m stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s license test EVERY F**KINGTIME I TAKE IT. F**K THIS. Worst of all I live in a f**king pineapple under the sea.
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