Finding weed in Mexico City

booniepepper

booniepepper

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Hi all!

Heading to Mexico City for a few days. Would love to have some herb in my room after a long day of sightseeing. I look like a middle aged-housewife from the suburbs because I am, so I am NEVER offered any by roving dealers in the plaza. Anyone who has lived in the DF have any hints for me to score? I'll be in Roma Sur.

Thanks in advance!
 
vro

vro

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okay first take your dogs head out of that cone. wtf that is torture to the animal. i went to mexico one time and i ended up getting deported. i was going to go to this place called zona norte, but on the way there the mexican police stopped me. i couldnt read shit, the stop signs didnt even say stop they said alto, and the cop car said polis or some shit. anyways when i got pulled over none of them even spoke english and i had no passport. i wasnt even that far past the tijuana border when it happened all they did was escort me back to the border where i had to wait like 3 hours for my car to get searched and torn up. they even have a camera at the border that takes your picture where your rights are violated fuck this gay ass society all i wanted to do was be free as fuck but thats not even possible in this day and age
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Start putting increasingly larger items in your vagina now to prepare for the trip. Start small with like a Cracker Barrel cheddar cheese or something, but go jogging with it up there so you're cross fit training. Baby steps, but you're going to want to be able to eventually put about 6 ounces of white up there and still be able to run at about 80%.
 
vro

vro

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bu$hleaguer said:
Start putting increasingly larger items in your vagina now to prepare for the trip. Start small with like a Cracker Barrel cheddar cheese or something, but go jogging with it up there so you're cross fit training. Baby steps, but you're going to want to be able to eventually put about 6 ounces of white up there and still be able to run at about 80%.
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just go to a construction area and steal a traffic cone and practice on that. the shape is better
 
fandango

fandango

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Most taxi cabs down there have an abundance of weed in the trunk...just ask the driver for a handful...if he is not hauling the trunk has been filled with cartel trash
 
booniepepper

booniepepper

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FFS. If I wanted to hear from 14 year old boys what to do with my vagina, I'd go to 4chan. Seriously--would grown ass men say that shit? Naw. It's sad that paranoia cripples so many of you from exploring our beautiful world. Scary? Mexico is FAAABULOUS---if you're not too chickenshit to crawl out of your momma's basement.

Thank you for the serious replies.

Adios and peace.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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booniepepper said:
FFS. If I wanted to hear from 14 year old boys what to do with my vagina, I'd go to 4chan. Seriously--would grown ass men say that shit? Naw. It's sad that paranoia cripples so many of you from exploring our beautiful world. Scary? Mexico is FAAABULOUS---if you're not too chickenshit to crawl out of your momma's basement.

Thank you for the serious replies.

Adios and peace.
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Hmmm, profile sez 49 yr old male; OP sez middle-aged housewife. Mexico is not kind to schizophrenics, just sayin. Best stay in Kansas Dorothy
 
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GrowUrOwnDank

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vro said:
okay first take your dogs head out of that cone. wtf that is torture to the animal. i went to mexico one time and i ended up getting deported. i was going to go to this place called zona norte, but on the way there the mexican police stopped me. i couldnt read shit, the stop signs didnt even say stop they said alto, and the cop car said polis or some shit. anyways when i got pulled over none of them even spoke english and i had no passport. i wasnt even that far past the tijuana border when it happened all they did was escort me back to the border where i had to wait like 3 hours for my car to get searched and torn up. they even have a camera at the border that takes your picture where your rights are violated fuck this gay ass society all i wanted to do was be free as fuck but thats not even possible in this day and age
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LOL. Kicked out of Mexico. You must be unbelievably poor. They love the tourists and US money.
 
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