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Urca

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serious what do i do about the win e cork thingy not coming out.... i need to be FUCKEDC UFP; or else its \a waist of tnhe night vk
 

penguinking

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looks like you're on your way, LOL. you could always break the bottle open on a curb and drink as much as you can get into your gullet before slicing an artery? just a thought.
 

Kodank Moment

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Or pm me a naked picture and I'll share with you my secrets of wine cork removal...it's good advice too. I'd send me a picture for sure.
 

medicalmaryjane

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LOL. sounds like a good night. jk. you will learn your limits. i prefer to smoke over drink these days.

i have one of those rabbit openers, they are a lifesaver. i can't tell you how many regular openers i have broken.

http://rabbitcorkscrew.com/
these things are great. sounds like you can't hold your liquor, yuo're probably not ready for such gadgets.
 

Urca

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ah normally i dont eat when i drink, and i decided to eat alot and then go finish the night with a bottle of white wine. my mistake
 

Kodank Moment

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I'm confused...eating is what helps you not puke...and a bottle of wine ain't shit. Lol. Step your game up girl!

And I never got my picture :D
 
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