Drug testing

So, I am looking for a job.
And surprise surprise they drug test.
I figured I'd have to quit smoking, which makes sense, but how do I clean out my system for when I "hopefully" get tested. Sounds weird to hope to get tested, but getting tested means they're interested in you, or want you to work there, and I really need that job.
So, anything I can do to flush it all out of my system, faster than letting nature take its course?

try the synthetic urine,always worked for me and you dont gotta quit smokeing

I can hook you up with a job for 30 bucks an hour planting tulips.

Quit smoking for at least 2 weeks before test. Drink a SHIT TON of water. Seriously AT LEAST a gallon a day. Go running or at least walk a couple miles a day.

Always worked for me. I don't like to use fake stuff. Plus a good tolerance break is good for you once in awhile.

Come on urca.. I figured you wouldn't start a thread for this question lol. Just google it and you'll have all your answers in the first three links.

I'm in the same boat. I am (was) a super heavy smoker, I was up to 3 bowls per session and still not getting high like I wanted, I'm on day 12 of not smoking and its killing me, fukin with my sleep and all. Anyway I went to the local head shop and bought a 7 day cleanse, I've only been drinking water, about 100-150 oz a day. I'm gonna buy a home test tomorrow to see if it worked, I'll let you know. good luck! I usually end with stay high but all things considered...

good luck with that

Use someone elses pee

dirtyho1968 said:

I can hook you up with a job for 30 bucks an hour planting tulips.

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I'll take that job, lol

but a you can always exercise a lot to help get it out of your system. try cutting a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and putting your leg in it and wrap the bag around and tape it so you can still go jogging or running.

Quickfix works for sure

Synthetic urine... How you think I got my 2 jobs?

The cheapest and easiest method would be to quit smoking. Give it about two weeks. Make water your only beverage (don't overdo it). Sweat your ass off. Walk, bike, run, crawl, marathon sex romp, or whatever else it takes to increase your metabolism. After that, go buy a home testing kit. If you show dirty? Rinse and repeat until you show up clean. This serves several purposes:

1. You're cleaning out your system
2. you're getting some extra exercise
3. you won't have to buy a wizzinater (kidding)
4. You get to enjoy the benefits of a t-break when you start sparking up again.

Win/win.