Desperate Measures, Stupidity.

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DoodAbooD

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Yes I'm a total noob.
Yes I have no idea what I'm doing.
Yes this is painful to look at.
Yes It's a waste of seeds and what I'm doing is unfair to humanity and I will burn in the deepest gutters of hell for this.
Yes I'm an idiot for thinking that this would ever work.

With all that said, let me explain.
Got some seeds that came with the last gram I bought.
No idea what kind of seeds they are.
"Hey, why not try to germinate those seeds"
It works, I get excited.
Put them in this pot with a cactus that was just hanging around on my window.
They start growing, I feel like a god.
Parents would kill me if they found out. So I will eventually get rid of those or do something stupid like try to smoke them at this stage before they become recognizable.

Thoughts? Suggestions? Opinions of my stupidity?

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TonightYou

TonightYou

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Okay so the moral of the story is stranger on the internet isn't allowed to grow at their parents house. got it
 
Bugeye

Bugeye

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All those seeds in one gram? You need a new supplier. And who knows, maybe your folks are cooler than you think. Please do a smoke report on those, they look pretty tasty!
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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DoodAbooD said:
Yes I'm a total noob.
Yes I have no idea what I'm doing.
Yes this is painful to look at.
Yes It's a waste of seeds and what I'm doing is unfair to humanity and I will burn in the deepest gutters of hell for this.
Yes I'm an idiot for thinking that this would ever work.

With all that said, let me explain.
Got some seeds that came with the last gram I bought.
No idea what kind of seeds they are.
"Hey, why not try to germinate those seeds"
It works, I get excited.
Put them in this pot with a cactus that was just hanging around on my window.
They start growing, I feel like a god.
Parents would kill me if they found out. So I will eventually get rid of those or do something stupid like try to smoke them at this stage before they become recognizable.

Thoughts? Suggestions? Opinions of my stupidity?

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Why on earth would you even think to put a plant that requires water in the same pot with another plant, let alone a plant that grows in the desert?:dunce:
That said, is there any way you could pull them out without killing the cactus?
Try it with a teaspoon maybe.
Then plant most of that lanky stem almost up to the leafs, cross your fingers and hope for the best after you add a LOT more light than whatever you got on them now.
In the mean time, before they croak, try to learn as much as you can from them, about what to do, what NOT to do, and look for more seeds.
BTW, NOT cool to grow under your parent's roof if you already know they would not approve.
How old are you?
 
AimAim

AimAim

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You bought a gram and got 7 seeds/sprouts it looks like.

Who but a junior high-schooler would even buy a gram?

And after deducting your "7 seed weight" you would have like, nothing actually.

Juvenile, and/or troll. Or maybe a bona-fide idjit.
 
dlftmyers

dlftmyers

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Take the leaves and make some bubble hash out of them you should be able to get some nice blond hash and then take that Peyote cactus you got growing and eat it or make some tea out of it, Good luck and I'm only joking...:wall:
 
Dribbles

Dribbles

Member
As for remarks regarding your stupidity: You thinking a few seeds being sprouted in a pot all stretchy is interesting in any way whatsoever, let alone interesting enough to post photos of, well, that right there is what makes you a moron. Boring one at that.
 
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DoodAbooD

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MAN ! the amount of negativity here. Folks I have mentioned that this is pretty much an idiotic idea, you can say that I posted it here just to make people who think their grow is pathetic feel better about it because honestly you can never go more pathetic than I did . Next time you think you suck at this ... just remember that guy who tried to grow 7 seeds in a cactus pot. I never claimed i was any good at this nor will I ever be. I'm only providing a dumpass story for people who are actually good at this to enjoy looking down at. So come to think about it, Negativity is good on this thread, go ahead folks.

and BTW it wasn't 1 gram that i bought it was a bit more. But you're right my dealer sucks.

Loved the people who suggested smoking too ! LOL. I might just do that and post what happens in another thread with pictures of my sober ass.
 
TonightYou

TonightYou

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DoodAbooD said:
MAN ! the amount of negativity here. Folks I have mentioned that this is pretty much an idiotic idea, you can say that I posted it here just to make people who think their grow is pathetic feel better about it because honestly you can never go more pathetic than I did . Next time you think you suck at this ... just remember that guy who tried to grow 7 seeds in a cactus pot. I never claimed i was any good at this nor will I ever be. I'm only providing a dumpass story for people who are actually good at this to enjoy looking down at. So come to think about it, Negativity is good on this thread, go ahead folks.

and BTW it wasn't 1 gram that i bought it was a bit more. But you're right my dealer sucks.

Loved the people who suggested smoking too ! LOL. I might just do that and post what happens in another thread with pictures of my sober ass.
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You won't be remembered, there are a million of stupid posts yet to be made. Just another stupid post.
 
Letstrip

Letstrip

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Theyre really stretched. Repot them (Fuck knows how because they're in a damn cactus pot) and burry them right up the the leaves almost, because those stems are waaay to stretched. Itl grow roots out of the stem that you buried. I done it with mine and it worked perfect. Mine was even slightly broken haha Anyway I dont see how you could do all that with your parents around. Funny thread and post though tbh :clap:
 
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