Dear Auntie Jane

I've been reading your column for a while now, reading other peoples problems and stuff, I never thought it would happen to me but it has I'm afraid.

About two months ago I noticed my girlfriend was working late alot, and barely had time for me. Often the phone would ring and there would be no one on the other end of the line.

This started me thinking that she was cheating on me, so I decided to follow her one day.

She walked out of the back door and i hid and watched her leave through the back garden gate, i ran out after her and edged up the back gate. She turned around and nearly saw me and started walking back towards the house, i ducked for cover in my marijuana plants, this is when i noticed that i had spider mites, could you recommend a good cure please.

A hooker and/or one of your girlfriends friends and some neem oil concentrate will solve all your problems

hahahaa funny

yeh man, neem oil, heard about a bar of soap method, umm.. cigaret ash... but if they are just starting just spray with water daily, make sure you keep them off, and if they havent yet dont let them situated, once they get situated on ur leafs... going to be a bitch man, get them out asap. hookers with stds has been a long time trick.. just dont let ur plants catch nething.