I was able to hold a fart for as long as they updated servers. Once they completed servers, I let the biggest fart I have ever given ever in my entire life. Ever. I call it "The Queef of all Queefs".
I am drunk and I am high. My girl went to bed because she knows how I am with a whiskey dick, that poor thing has to deal with me pounding that tang until she cries for help. So she said no sex for me tonight. I have no choice by to spank my micro-penis against some stoner hippie tang. Show me some snatch! Wheres the cooter!!!