Confessions of a stoner

This one time I was at my friends house we were smoking out in his backyard man we all fucked up on some orange rom we were like zombies just walkin around I steped in some dog shit and did not know that I did tho we all went in to his house and yep I walked onthe wood floor the carpet and on some of his pants and shirts I got shit everywhere the dark green mushie kind I noticed it while I was leaving he never said nothing about the situation do you have any confessions you would like to get off your chest plz share with us

I stared at the blue screen of my friends TV for 20 mins after hitting a button on the remote. I dunno if I just shrugged it off or what but my friend comes in and goes, "You have been sitting alone staring at a blue screen for 20 mins, what the fuck?" I think that is the most fucked up I have been from weed alone.