whose got em? :-P
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #6 Corny old fucker... I hate chuck norris. what made u think of him?
UnderPhire Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #8 Cops now call anyone attempting to kill chuck norris a code 94.... A suicide
UnderPhire Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #9 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #10 [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice [/FONT]
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #11 [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.[/FONT]
UnderPhire Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #12 Chuck norris got an erection on main street today..... There were no survivors
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #13 [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.[/FONT]
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #14 [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/FONT]
UnderPhire Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #15 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #16 [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down[/FONT]
UnderPhire Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #17 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. Okay thats it, i'm high and going 2 watch animal planet, enough norris 4 me lol
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. Okay thats it, i'm high and going 2 watch animal planet, enough norris 4 me lol
Hillbilly420 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #18 [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. [/FONT]
sarah22 Well-Known Member Sep 29, 2008 #20 theres a bunch here...THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS - TOP 100 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES enjoy...lol