Bill Nye caused Hurricane Issac

Heisenberg

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Bill posted this video,

[video=youtube_share;gHbYJfwFgOU]http://youtu.be/gHbYJfwFgOU[/video]

"And I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can—we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems."

Then there was this,

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/29/todd-akin-blames-bill-nye-hurricane/


Missouri U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin has deepened the controversy surrounding his candidacy today by claiming that science educator Bill Nye is to blame for Hurricane Issac - the deadly storm currently menacing New Orleans.
Akin - who has already attracted outrage with recent statements regarding rape and homosexuality - says that Nye has angered god with a Youtube video in which he claims creationism "hurts kids."

And then Bill's response,

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/

During a live interview this morning with the Smithsonian Channel, the mild mannered science educator unloaded on U.S. Congressman Todd Akin, calling him "a fucking idiot" for accusing Nye of personally provoking Hurricane Issac.

"Look, these people they're f*cking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

"...Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

"Hey look at me! I'm the rape stork. I drop off all my babies directly at the orphanage."

"He's a f*cking idiot. Just a plain f*cking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a f*cking idiot."

Nye apologized once more for his language before ripping off his microphone and walking off the set.



Notice the Daily Current calls itself "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record" ;)
 
Found a Rape Stork for ya.

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Even found one that's high.

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(Crops in both images are rapeseed. Y'know, a legitimate crop.) cn
 
Wow! Good for Bill! I love him more than ever, this may make a few people think twice. Their shit is getting SO retarded that it may soon finally implode on itself... But probably not :(
 
Bill posted this video,

[video=youtube_share;gHbYJfwFgOU]http://youtu.be/gHbYJfwFgOU[/video]

"And I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can—we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems."

Then there was this,

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/29/todd-akin-blames-bill-nye-hurricane/


Missouri U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin has deepened the controversy surrounding his candidacy today by claiming that science educator Bill Nye is to blame for Hurricane Issac - the deadly storm currently menacing New Orleans.
Akin - who has already attracted outrage with recent statements regarding rape and homosexuality - says that Nye has angered god with a Youtube video in which he claims creationism "hurts kids."

And then Bill's response,

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/

During a live interview this morning with the Smithsonian Channel, the mild mannered science educator unloaded on U.S. Congressman Todd Akin, calling him "a fucking idiot" for accusing Nye of personally provoking Hurricane Issac.

"Look, these people they're f*cking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

"...Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

"Hey look at me! I'm the rape stork. I drop off all my babies directly at the orphanage."

"He's a f*cking idiot. Just a plain f*cking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a f*cking idiot."

Nye apologized once more for his language before ripping off his microphone and walking off the set.



Notice the Daily Current calls itself "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record" ;)

It won't let me open those links....
 
Bill posted this video,

[video=youtube_share;gHbYJfwFgOU]http://youtu.be/gHbYJfwFgOU[/video]

"And I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can—we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems."

Then there was this,

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/29/todd-akin-blames-bill-nye-hurricane/


Missouri U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin has deepened the controversy surrounding his candidacy today by claiming that science educator Bill Nye is to blame for Hurricane Issac - the deadly storm currently menacing New Orleans.
Akin - who has already attracted outrage with recent statements regarding rape and homosexuality - says that Nye has angered god with a Youtube video in which he claims creationism "hurts kids."

And then Bill's response,

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/

During a live interview this morning with the Smithsonian Channel, the mild mannered science educator unloaded on U.S. Congressman Todd Akin, calling him "a fucking idiot" for accusing Nye of personally provoking Hurricane Issac.

"Look, these people they're f*cking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

"...Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

"Hey look at me! I'm the rape stork. I drop off all my babies directly at the orphanage."

"He's a f*cking idiot. Just a plain f*cking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a f*cking idiot."

Nye apologized once more for his language before ripping off his microphone and walking off the set.



Notice the Daily Current calls itself "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record" ;)


My favorite part was where he challenged Akin to a debate about science.

"So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me. Any time. Any place. Debating science mano-a-mano. I'll bring the facts, and you bring the Vaseline. Because your ass is gonna fucking need is when I'm done whipping."

I'd pay money to see Nye destroy Akin!

Anybody who continues to vote for that retard given his recent behavior should be monitored for brain damage.
 
Maybe it wasn't Bill's fault afterall.

[video=youtube_share;9aH0RLmOANg]http://youtu.be/9aH0RLmOANg[/video]
 
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