BigBrother/Reality shows if only.

MJAspie

Active Member
I've not really fancied the idea of going and doing anything like the title. tho numbers have considered me to be a contender (must be saying i'm wierd :-P).
But i'm sure it's possible to smuggle pot in to the enviroment and smoke discretely on the sly, for instance (all following conveyed is hypothetical).
I go in with 200 benson and hedges as my supply, each pack has been pre-opened, but the case seal has been remade. each pack has a original cigarette in it, but the difference is that each cigarette has been doctored by removing the tobacco and rebuilding a spliff using the "concept" machine. One thing i used to have, was this pin link pair of tweezers (came from a lab at the hospital), which was useful in pulling out the cigarette filter. Once this was done a new roach filter ould be added, usually a whole strip as much bigger hole. The last step was to chop the pulled filter into 6 or more and attack a disc to the top of the roach. repack into pack/case and get to finding out about resealing cases.
Whilst i have not done the latter, i have made stealth spliffs for paintball :-P.
So back to reality shows, (still hypothetically), i go in with my 'case' of bensons and occassionally, usually at night, sneak off to the garden and toke somewhere, making sure i collect and flush the disc/butt when i'm done.
Another thing i'd do would be play chess there, since a grid can be made up of spaghetti and various pieces from foods, like peas for black pawns, and sweetcorn for white pawns(or vice versa if that appears racist :wall:).

So i guess the reason for this thread is more to do with what you would like to see in supposedly 'reality' shows.
 

goatamineHcL

Well-Known Member
i always thought about this when survivor came out i was on meth real hard back then and iwas like man i could totally win that show i could smuggle a couple oz's of shards onto the show with me and have complete advantager over everyone there never need to eat anyway and never get tired my fat ass would win all the challenges and you coud also pposisblky turn a couple others on and then they could never vote y ou off cuz you have the stash ;)
 
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