Best Stoned Moment.

Justin510

Well-Known Member
What is your Best Stoned Moment,
Can be embarrassing, funny, or just plain crazy.

I Remember Going to McDonalds and ordering
6 double Cheese Burgers.
and sitting in a booth with a friend. just laughing our asses off for no reason. and the lady who worked there told us we had to leave or she's calling the cops lol.


Also I Remembering Bringing a Frozen Waffle There, and asking them to heat it up. and they did! lol
 

Taipan

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lol awsome, id say the most okward moment when i have been stoned was when i was working, the waitress asked me and another co worker (who was also high) to make an order. about 15minutes passed and she comes back and is like hey guys can i have my order........we just look at each other, then at the fryers that are all empty, then she says holy fuck how stoned are you guys right now lol
 

Lacy

New Member
This is definitely not my 'best stoned moment' but a stone that I will never forget. At the time it was totally humilliating to say the least.

A long time ago, ( lol ) an old friend of mine dropped by with some wicked black hash. I called another friend and when she came over we indulged heavily. We smoked our silly faces off and then decided to bake chocolate, hashish chuck muffins. Being generous as this friend was, each muffin had over a gram of hash. He ate 2 of them and talked us into eaching 2 also.:roll: :roll:

Well a while later we were walking down a city street towards a cemetary. We decided it would be less crowded there. Soon we were laughing so much and couldn't stop. Tears rolling down the face and all. Being the blond bombshell my girlfriend was attracting enough attention but the way we were carrying on, we began attracting too much attaention.:-|

Not long after that my girlfriend and I were laying down in the cemetary and couldn't move. My old friend was just looking down at us laughing his head off.
People started coming around to see if we were ok. The thing is we couldn't even talk by now.:twisted: :twisted:

I've never been that stoned on smokables in my life.:bigjoint: :twisted:
Anyway,..to make a short story long, not long after that a 'burial ceremony' started taking place a few rows over. There would be times when we would start laughing real loud again and couldn't stop. It was seriously rediculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :oops:

All we could do was lay there and just hope the stone started to wear off.

It's not my proudest moment but one of the most memorable.

It's like: What not to do while getting high.
What can I say? I was young and naive? foolish?
Now I'm older and naive and foolish!!!:blsmoke:
 

BloodShotI'z

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One time when I lived in California.....and smoked some GOOD bud for the 1st time appearantly....A buddy and I were smoking while riding on the freeway.

Im driving. We exit and I start feeling it. I drop him off at his place and head home. I stop at a light. Nobody is behind me. I zone out for a minute (thats what it seemed like to me) and snap out of it.

When I do...there is like a line of cars behind me and others have began to go around me. I lost time. Like 10-15 minutes of....I dont know wtf happened time.

It scared me at 1st....not knowing what I was thinking or doing the last 15 minutes. But once I got home...I realized how good the smoke I had was.

I dont know the strain...but it was sold as "Indo" back then. I WANT MORE!!
 

inbudwetrust

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I was 15 and I was at my first job at the movie theatre. It was a sunday the previous week they had did a quick training on how to run the cash register, in case someone didnt show. Well that day happened to be the first day I took a bong rip, I had smoked a j here and there but never took a bongie. IT was a small little green bong, I remember it vividly. I took two rips with a buddy that worked there with me, I got so baked I didnt drive, made him give me a ride. Well we get to work, super busy sunday, the boss tells me someone didnt show he needs me to work on the register. I ended up having like 3 grand in wrong receipts, over rings, people were looking at me, and I KNEW they knew I was stoned. It was horrible. but I still laugh about it today.
 

moxtox

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Me and a couple buddies from highschool go get ripped in our neighbourhood. I was pretty fucking stoned, i remember the conversation as we walked back to my house. We were watching tv and i cant stop eating, and then my friend looks over to me and says, "dude if you keep eating like that you're going to throwup". At that VERY second i feel it coming up....im about to puke *heaving*

my friend is eating tostitos and sees me about to decorate my carpet and hands me the ziplock bag of tostitos, which was aobut 1/2 full- i hadnt had any. i barfed and then i remember looking into the bag of tostitos and thinking, "wow, i cant believe i ate all those tostitos whole...they're not even cracked."...
 

Justin510

Well-Known Member
^^
lol
i Have another one.

today around 2pm me and a friend go to McDonalds again, and order like 6 things.
we get half way threw, and I get the idea to snort pepper ( dumb idea )
so i get the pepper and my friend says "go get two tubes" ( meaning straws ) and we just start laughing for it seemed like hours,anyway i go and get the "tubes" and we snort it and were sneezing, and laughing.
so basicly now were loud and messy. then the lady comes and asks us to clean it up. i clean it up while my friend is cleaning out his nose in the sink. and gets pepper all over. as we leave the lady walks into the bathroom and comes out screaming at us and were walking across the street. and she screams "You Guys Are Never Allowed Back here again"

lol good times
 
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