beating drug tests

well i'm applying for a couple of jobs that drug test and after looking up things to dilute the stream i'm pretty stumped apparently niacin doesn't work so the 8 dollar bottle i bought a couple months back was a waste. but i did find this website and i think i'm gonna test it out before i have the test just to make sure it doesn't work. if not i have a buddy that has pure piss, i'll put it in a condom and put some hand warmers around it. and i work at a restaurant that uses thermometers for the soup and i just might steal it just to make sure the piss is at the right temp. i'm tall but not too tall and i weight 145 with a high metabolism so hopefully that'll work in with me. if you have any advice i'll gladly take it unless you heard it from somebody and not tried it yourself. and heres the website... oh and if it helps you a +rep is always appreciated it

http://www.drug-test-facts.com/dilution-tips/

Just get a thing of synthetic piss... Quick Fix, Agent X, etc.

Very nice! I will also add something from another one of their pages:


Decreasing Detection Times

Increasing metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. Physical activity can increase your metabolic rate as much as two thousand percent! Nothing beats proper training taken to an extreme. A high calorie diet is the next best way to increase metabolism. Consuming mass quantities of high calorie food will increase metabolic rate by up to 10 percent. On the contrary, a malnutritious, or light, diet could lower your metabolism by 10 percent. So exercise with intensity, and eat big.

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i have another question, i'm gonna try to get a job at a dealership and really my job is very simple drive around cars, wash and clean them. i don't talk to customers so my appearance can be relaxed. however i read that they will drug test me during my tenure. if anyone has worked at a volkswagen dealership and knows whats up or has some info please do share. i really don't want to quit to be honest and it's never affected my job in the past. i was also thinking about getting one of those wizzinator's with me at all times just to make sure i pass.