Bartering weed for sex?

I've been lurking around here for a while. I read all of the thread "smoking girls out" and it made me want to post this. I'm 36 years old, been through an engagement, and many girlfriends. I can't stand being around women for very long. They annoy the shit out of me with all their bitchin and drama. I only need them for pussy!!!

For the last 7 years now I only see strippers and escorts. I seem to get along with them much better. I smoke them out, have a good time, and we fuck! Plus, this is really my only chance of fucking hot young girls! Then I'm glad to see them leave and I'll catch up with them next week! I've got a standardized trade system going.

1/4 oz of chronic = BBBJ - Bare Back Blow Job (look it up on urbandictionary if you don't know what it means) usually only at the strip clubs.

3/4 oz of chronic = GFE CFS - Girl Friend Experiece and Covered Full Service (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CG, RCG, MISH, K9, etc. LOL!!! I include outcall service fee with this to my home.

The girls like this barter trade and they keep cumming, I mean coming back!!!

What are your thoughts on this as I can't tell any of my friends this shit? Friends will think I'm a dirtbag and tell their wives! All sex is with a condom....Crazy huh???

I'd rather jerk off than pay for it.

Whatever fucks yer sheep.

Good man, +rep for you.

Every last one of you is paying for sex somehow in some way if you're sleeping with a girl.

I don't know about that, but you shouldn't donate blood anymore.

+rep for my fellow monger

bumblebeejay said:

3/4 oz of chronic = GFE CFS - Girl Friend Experiece and Covered Full Service (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CG, RCG, MISH, K9, etc. LOL!!! I include outcall service fee with this to my home.

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dude i'm kind of glad I don't know what any of that shit means

d.s.m. said:

I'd rather jerk off than pay for it.

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ditto^^^^^

I have to laugh at these dudes that say "I won't pay for it" or "I don't have to pay for it". Probably ugly little fuckers who have to jerk off anyway because they can't get a chick. LOL We ALL pay for it one way or another. I'd definitley smoke out a nice looking chick for sex. Congratuations on your pragmatic way of looking at this. +rep

PS- you're right. Most chicks are a pain in the ass until you find your soulmate.

1/4 oz for a condomless bj? 1/4 oz goes for 80-100 up here, that is a ton for a beej. i just give my wife a backrub, or get one nsa

3/4 oz for a sesh? pshhhhttttt...

i am all for legalized prostitution, both male and female...it would clearly pose less of a public health concern.

but not all women are bitching and drama...not the good ones at least.

by the way, to save everyone time, i looked up these acronyms....

dfk = deep french kissing
daty = dining at the y...aka eating her out (why would you pay to eat a chick out? make her get herself off if you're paying)
cg = cowgirl
rcg = reverse cowgirl
mish = missionary
k9 = doggy, i imagine

and the best part of a monogamous relationship versus your quasi prostitution? money saved on monthly std tests + peace of mind + a life partner + emotional backing

if i were in your shoes, i would seek therapy for whatever mommy issues you seem to have. or look for women in different places...anything other than courting std's whenever you need a lay.

This is what I do .Love my wife ,take care of her. The rest just happens. Young people love sex ,parting and all that. But later 40 or50 that OZ will mean more to you then the ass, and the love for your wife will be very deep,the time with her just keeping an loving home will be all you need!!

Id say an 8th for an hj, a quarter for a bj, and an oz for a zj.

Fair trade, wish I could find some girls like that. Guess I have to settle with my wife for now. +rep

im fine with smoking a girl out and then fucking her, but giving her 3/4 of an oz just for one night? doesnt really seem worth it unless shes megan fox or something.

UncleBuck said:

1/4 oz for a condomless bj? 1/4 oz goes for 80-100 up here, that is a ton for a beej. i just give my wife a backrub, or get one nsa

3/4 oz for a sesh? pshhhhttttt...

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I hear you dude! That's the going rate here for those activities....

I have nothing against monogamous relationships. There're just not for me....

I get annual physicals and haven't had an std yet....

Paying for sex is better than NO sex....

Every relationship cost money. Some girls know how to manipulate their pussies better than others....

I'm an active member on this website
http://eccie.net
Only problem is the very mention of weed will get me banned from there!!! All of my lady friends are members here too....

You can't take your money with you when you die. I say enjoy life with the two favorite things I love....Smoking and pussy!!!

LOL!!! If you have to ask what a ZJ is, you don't wanna know!!!

i dont see it as paying for it, i see it as paying them to leave when im done so theres no head ache. +rep mate

assasinofyouth420 said:

Id say an 8th for an hj, a quarter for a bj, and an oz for a zj.

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ZJ?

Also, while I agree that pussy costs you , no matter what. The cost can be much much less than 3/4 oz of good weed.

Hell I take my lady out for dinner, (I eat aswell, so I'm only paying a litle extra for her to eat) then we go home and have a smoke that we both payed for, and then some lovin' and my girl is cool as, what relationship doesn't have drama man? I mean even with male friends there can be drama, so I mean, it is part of human relations. You just gotta find a cool girl man.

Prosti's have their pros, but in my opinion the cons out weigh them pretty easily. I mean first of all, how many other dudes dicks (using a conny or not) has she already had inside her that day? How many dudes have cum in her mouth that day? And then you are french kissing her like a mad man afterwards??

I dunno, to me it is way better to have a missus, granted, it is hard to find a good one, but eventually it happens.

Thinking about it now though, I do like your trading system, especially if you are growin your own, as opposed to buying it and then passing it on. I mean you spend waaaaaaaaaaaay less growing than buying, so for those of you who said it'stoo expensive, in actual fact if he's growin' it isn't really that expensive to him.

Anyway, thats my 2 cents

So what's the price for butt seks, like half a pound? lol

Greenplease said:

Prosti's have their pros, but in my opinion the cons out weigh them pretty easily. I mean first of all, how many other dudes dicks (using a conny or not) has she already had inside her that day? How many dudes have cum in her mouth that day? And then you are french kissing her like a mad man afterwards??

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Did you see that episode of Breaking Bad where it shows that blonde whore and shots of her going down on like 20 guys in one day? What a woman.

@Bumblebee - If you touch shit like that you need checked out more than once a year!! If the whores you see look better, so what, they are just as capable of blowing 20 guys in one day. The only difference is your whores may have teeth. (An optional item in that business)

How much ganga for a BBW BBBJ with K9 on the BBW (CFS of course, wouldn't want PITA involved ) ? DON'T JUDGE ME !