"Ban The Bong" Cannabis Protest parody of "Bang a Drum' by Bon Jovi.

''BAN THE BONG'' - Parody of “Bang The Drum” - John Bon Jovi.


I was reading my paper just the other day,
And saw a bunch of legal druggies in total disarray.
Scared of their competition, in a total state of fear,
That people are buying bongs, when they should be buying beer.


They state, “Ban the Bong for the sinners,
Bang the bong for their sins.
Ban the bong for the dickheads and losers,
Those we don’t let win”.


“Ban the bong, ban it loudly,
Including for those in need.
Ban the bong for the legal druggies
Who don’t want you smoking weed!”


“Yeah, yeah....oh yeah,
Let me hear you say...
Yeah, yeah. have a lager’. Amen”.


Well, I called my Politician, to state this isn’t fair.
He said, “You’re all just useless scum, about which we do not care.
You see, we work for legal drug lords
Every day and night,
And as long as we get paid
We don’t care who’s wrong or right!”


“We ban the bong to the dying, ban the bong to those in pain.
Ban the bong with stupid policies that are insane.
We ban the bong, ban it loudly, including for those in need.
We ban the bong for the legal druggies
Who don’t want you smoking weed!”.


“Yeah, yeah....oh yeah,
Let me hear you say...
Yeah, yeah. have a lager. Amen”.


“No we don’t want you buying bongs, we don’t want you smoking cones.
We want you to take our drugs, or else we’ll invade your homes.
We violate your business, we violate your life.
We violate you while legal druggies put our Country in strife.


So, let’s ban the bong in the name of prejudice,
Ban the bong in the name of hate.
Ban the bong while our legal druggies decide another’s fate.
Ban the bong because we don’t believe the Fair Go is for all,
Ban the bong for our drugs’ competition that we’ve forced against a wall.


Yeah, yeah...yeah....oh yeah!
Let me hear you say, ‘Yeah, yeah. have a lager. Amen’.
By Dave/ aka Medcanpoet 25th Jan. 2012