Awesomely bad prequels, sequels, and remakes.

Who doesn't love a shitty movie!?

Heres one I stumbled on the other day.



Titanic 2

On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

Tagline: 100 Years Later, Lightening Strikes Twice

This is my favorite part of the IMDB listing.

Director: Shane Van Dyke
Writer: Shane Van Dyke
Starring: Shane Van Dyke

I'm getting drove with all the damn remakes of the movies I remember growing up.... like 'The Next karate kid'.... jackie chan? wtf?? its not right without mr. miyagi Then I saw the race to witch mountain the other day..... I'm sure there's plenty more, but those are the two newest I can think of..... Why arent there any new ideas? Do we really need to recycle the same shit ever 20yrs??

Everyone seems to think remakes will end up better, yet they never do. I still wish people made movies like Total Recall and shit like super troopers.

I love a good cheesy movie.

But all those freddy fucking jason shit needs to stop, were those movies ever supposed to be scary?

Although titanic 2 sounds like a hilarious movie... yet I hear everyone bashing it.

If this guy is in it Ill watch it cause I laughed the whole time I watched this

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star wars:chrismas special
it was a 2 hour television special that only aired once in 1978 because it was so bad but it had all the stars of the movie in it

juleswinnfield said:

Everyone seems to think remakes will end up better, yet they never do. I still wish people made movies like Total Recall and shit like super troopers.

I love a good cheesy movie.

But all those freddy fucking jason shit needs to stop, were those movies ever supposed to be scary?

Although titanic 2 sounds like a hilarious movie... yet I hear everyone bashing it.

If this guy is in it Ill watch it cause I laughed the whole time I watched this

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FUCK YES! That's the writer/director/star of the movie!

Navy Seals 2 has too be one of the absolute worst movies ever made.

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I actually thought the new karate kid was pretty good.

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I actually thought the new karate kid was pretty good.

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yeah it was okay... cant beat the classic though.

day the earth stood still w keanu reeves was pretty horrible to say the least.

i hear the original was pretty good however

...... said:

I actually thought the new karate kid was pretty good.

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I fucking hate jackie chan

Sr. Verde said:

yeah it was okay... cant beat the classic though.

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It actually just came on 5mins ago on EWAM, whatever that stands for... .one of the movie channels

XXX sequel, State of the union w/ ice cube horrible. even tho XXX wasnt amazing (vin diesel lol) some scenes are pretty sick and State of the union was just horrible...

thumb-tanic!! hahahaahaha!!

gogrow said:

I fucking hate jackie chan



It actually just came on 5mins ago on EWAM, whatever that stands for... .one of the movie channels

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my brother used to call a Chinese cook at his work mr. myagi because he talked just like him LOL it pissed the dude off so much

hed be like FUCKAYOU I AH NO MR. MYAGI FAKAYOU!

Sr. Verde said:

my brother used to call a Chinese cook at his work mr. myagi because he talked just like him LOL it pissed the dude off so much

hed be like FUCKAYOU I AH NO MR. MYAGI FAKAYOU!

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One of my first jobs on paper was at a chinese restaurant and I couldnt understand my manager guy for shit..... except when he got really pissed after repeating himself several times and me not understanding.... on my second night he blew up at me because my stoned ass couldnt understand him again, and he starts out with "SHEETFUCK!!", which set my ass into an uproar, followed by all kinds of stupidty. Job didnt last long

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love me some Jackie chan

S. Darko is the sequel to Donnie Darko. AWFUL

alberts said:

S. Darko is the sequel to Donnie Darko. AWFUL

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at least it was halfway understandable.... maybe its because I'm always on drugs when I happen to watch it, but I do not understand donnie darko

Hmmm....I loved "Fun with Dick and Jane" and it was a remake....and everything is just getting recycled...Notice that we have my little pony and care bears again...lol. Not to mention that they are always coming up with something "new" that had a similar item in the 80's...just the way it is I guess... but hey what can ya do? That poseidon movie I thought was pretty good but it was a remake...I think it is better to make a remake and fudge the story a little then to write a similar movie and call it something else...then everyone is like hey this movie was just like that old movie...Anyway....I think the alien and predator crap needs to stop...it was gay then it is still gay now...freddy and jason same thing...together or apart they both make for some truly horrible and yet not horrifying movies...the saw movies are getting stupid as well....it's like The Land Before Time for adults....

i was pretty pissed about the home alones after the second one. and rambo. wtf? and what's this shit i hear about them remaking buffy the vampire slayer? it's one of my favorite shitty movies. then the stupid show, now they remake the movie?