April Fools Jokes!

I'm to lazy to force my brain to think of good pranks to play.


I know we have plenty of pranksters here so let's see some jokes so we can get people before the day ends!!


Glitter in the heating vents of peoples cars always was a good one.

one of my faves is the classic tape on the sink sprayer gag. always a win. effort must be made to color coordinate the tape.

I've always used clear rubber band hair tie things. Suran wrap on the toilet seat.


I just want something creative. Even a good lie.

Just not in prank mode right now.

Last year I made my friend's girlfriend cry thinking I was getting arrested because of some girl I used to mess with back in the day. Told her to drive behind my house, there's cops pulling up outside and I see the girl hahahahahaha 5 minutes she was behind my house and I jumped the fence and ran in the car totally played it off like I was shitting myself scared hahahahahaha she started crying as soon as I started laughing my ass off when she drove off all fast as shit.

Greatest prank I ever done.

I remember several years ago someone gave me one of those fake scratch off lottery tickets on April 1st and I thought I won $20,000. I was totally flipping out till one of them told me it was fake. I could have killed someone when I found out....LOL

apirl fools pregnacy test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April Fools!

the best thing in the world is complexity let me think of a good one and ill get back at ya

hell the fingers in the pic dont look too good

dude what the hell is that ^^^^ ? ? LOL

If ya got a vanity in your bathroom that the mirror opens up. Get a couple big bags of m&ms, cut yourself a piece of cardboard that fits the mirror a little hanging over is a good thing as its temporary. cut a hole in the cardboard(to pour the M&Ms into the mirror) Open the mirror and place the cardboard against the opening. pour your M&Ms into the mirror shut the mirror onto the cardboard. Now comes the tricky part, you gotta yank the cardboard out the the mirror without letting them fall out. Then ask your victim to get you something outta that vanity and bada bing bada boom have fun cleaning up!

LMAO....nice ^^^

Vaseline on someones windshield wipers is always a good one.

Lol. A zip tie around someone's drive train so it ticks but won't hurt anything. Drives people crazy.

think this is one?

https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/422058-anybody-sellin-da-south-side.html

A friend invited a bunch of us to a New Years eve party one year - we knew it was happening for weeks so I used my time wisely.
I collected all those little paper assholes from hole punches and the confetti that those crosscut schreaders make & early in the party managed to line the upper sides of all the blades of his ceiling fans with it.
Can you guess what happened at the stroke of midnight when I turned them on?

classic full body car saran wrap....
or take a shit right next to your buddies toilet... lol or on his desk

Here's another. I used to work with this dude that knew absolutely everything & never failed to get my goat, so one day when it was just above zero (deg F) I took a bucket of hot water & a bunch of lint free paper shop rags. The kind that have a plastic mesh inside of them. I dunked them in the warm water & carefully laid them all over his car from the front bumper to the tail lights. Windows included.
They froze in moments and poof, he was afoot that quick.
Best part was he thought he could use hot water to get them off & only succeded in cracking his own windshield.

broken lcd screen prank is pretty good,

Put a little bleach in some shampoo. Works like a charm. You wanna run and get a hard start because its permanent and your likely to really piss someone off.