deprave
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Ok I don't mean to be overly critical and/or hating on people trying to sell a product but how often do you come across a strain description that is absolute Bullshit - 90% of the time you get something like this which is an obvious copy/paste:
<INSERT RANDOM CLOSE UP BUD PICTURE 200x200 SIZE THAT REALLY DOESNT TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THE STRAIN> - (HELLO BREEDERS - WE WANT PICTURES AND LOTS OF THEM AT VARIOUS STAGES OF GROWTH NOT JUST SOME CLOSE UP OF A RANDOM COLA!)
<STRAIN NAME HERE> is a fine indica dominated marijuana strain is another surprise from BREEDER NAME HERE. Their seed breeders crossed <STRAIN NAME> with STRAIN NAME> to get only the best qualities of both, two of the most successful cannabis varieties. Both parents are characterised as extremely strong and potent strains with great yields, yet easy to cultivate. . Her cannabis seeds are strong and mould resistant, .<STRAIN NAME HERE> cannabis seeds produce plants which can grow nearly everywhere thanks to their stable indica genes, they show great results indoors, green houses and outdoors; in pots, soil and hydroponics setups. Indoor varieties grow as tall as 120 cm, while the plants growing outside will stretch up to 2 – 2.5 m high. Wherever you decide to place your <STRAIN NAME HERE>, she won’t betray her image as a great yielder; you can get as much as 900 gr. per outdoor plant! and 150 gr. per indoor one! Outdoor harvest starts in September and go through October.
The indoor plants of this marijuana variety have a 8-10 flowering period at the end of which <STRAIN NAME HERE> starts producing smooth slightly citrus aroma. Seeds arrive and bud almost instantly. The buds are BIG; they make a beautiful shiny compound along sturdy branches. High content of THC gives the buds’ crystals a nice yellow/pink/orange/blue/purple shade.
As a typical indica, <STRAIN NAME HERE> contains higher amount of CBDs than THCs which means heavier, sleepy type of high, ideal for total body and mind relax and pain relief. Together with a very interesting smell and taste, a well balanced blend of a sweet orange and a skunky hash, she is definitely one of our favourites.
Ok we get it, your strain grows everywhere in every condition and produces massive highly potent yields in an amazing short amount of time and taste like jolly ranchers....it is also of course resistant to mold....You can't help this is written by a salesman so who can blame them.
I liked the ICMAG idea with the strain report but with so many strains and breeders it is a lot to ask for growers to post on there and frankly its just not really going to happen with any huge amount of success.
So here is what we need to do as consumers of these seeds we need to ask for better documentation on these strains from the breeders themselves, not just to ask for it but to demand it, as in don't buy these strains that have these short one paragraph marketing spiels.
Any suggestions? Cmon lets brainstorm
<INSERT RANDOM CLOSE UP BUD PICTURE 200x200 SIZE THAT REALLY DOESNT TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THE STRAIN> - (HELLO BREEDERS - WE WANT PICTURES AND LOTS OF THEM AT VARIOUS STAGES OF GROWTH NOT JUST SOME CLOSE UP OF A RANDOM COLA!)
<STRAIN NAME HERE> is a fine indica dominated marijuana strain is another surprise from BREEDER NAME HERE. Their seed breeders crossed <STRAIN NAME> with STRAIN NAME> to get only the best qualities of both, two of the most successful cannabis varieties. Both parents are characterised as extremely strong and potent strains with great yields, yet easy to cultivate. . Her cannabis seeds are strong and mould resistant, .<STRAIN NAME HERE> cannabis seeds produce plants which can grow nearly everywhere thanks to their stable indica genes, they show great results indoors, green houses and outdoors; in pots, soil and hydroponics setups. Indoor varieties grow as tall as 120 cm, while the plants growing outside will stretch up to 2 – 2.5 m high. Wherever you decide to place your <STRAIN NAME HERE>, she won’t betray her image as a great yielder; you can get as much as 900 gr. per outdoor plant! and 150 gr. per indoor one! Outdoor harvest starts in September and go through October.
The indoor plants of this marijuana variety have a 8-10 flowering period at the end of which <STRAIN NAME HERE> starts producing smooth slightly citrus aroma. Seeds arrive and bud almost instantly. The buds are BIG; they make a beautiful shiny compound along sturdy branches. High content of THC gives the buds’ crystals a nice yellow/pink/orange/blue/purple shade.
As a typical indica, <STRAIN NAME HERE> contains higher amount of CBDs than THCs which means heavier, sleepy type of high, ideal for total body and mind relax and pain relief. Together with a very interesting smell and taste, a well balanced blend of a sweet orange and a skunky hash, she is definitely one of our favourites.
Ok we get it, your strain grows everywhere in every condition and produces massive highly potent yields in an amazing short amount of time and taste like jolly ranchers....it is also of course resistant to mold....You can't help this is written by a salesman so who can blame them.
I liked the ICMAG idea with the strain report but with so many strains and breeders it is a lot to ask for growers to post on there and frankly its just not really going to happen with any huge amount of success.
So here is what we need to do as consumers of these seeds we need to ask for better documentation on these strains from the breeders themselves, not just to ask for it but to demand it, as in don't buy these strains that have these short one paragraph marketing spiels.
Any suggestions? Cmon lets brainstorm
