.:add'a'rant:.

There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim!

the guy says "can you help me?"
i say "sure just slide a sleeve over it and put a cap on it".
he barks " you got a pipe threader?"
"wft for?" i say
he gets mad and goes home.

Mary wasn't from around town, but she knew when HE was going home that the pie was in the oven... and that meant one thing and one thing only, the spontaneous dance competition had begun, although mary had only had one sexual partner previously... it was time to get things going...

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's
thankyou good night im
Raoul duke