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Fit like cock smokers? what you all up to tonight?

I think in this case you're probably right but the safest course would be to assume otherwise.

The laws got a right hardon for anything to do with digital communications, it's the reason there's no such thing as analogue any longer, it's much easier to trace. If they want to access your phones and laptop to look at old data, they will or you have to at least assume they will. The thing...

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her £5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop...

@Shawnybizzle, sorry to hear about your strife man, like others have said, time to be positive and not play the blame game. Keep your chin up and you'll be back on your feet soon enough.

Mate, that shit bores me after a couple of minutes nowadays!

Put the fucking pies down luv and get of your fucking arse!!

Aye, some of em take the eating for two myth a bit too serious....

Great analogy mate! although having seen some of the fat fucking babies round my way I wouldn't be to sure!

Just the last day they've started chucking out new lush green leaves like there's no tomorrow!

@Imc, Member that problem I was having, yellow leaves, too much water n nutes? well, I left my bitches alone and they've all come on leaps n bounds! cheers, kudos to you for the info :peace:

Fuck that shit!! that gig aint for me, I've got a kid already from a previous and I'm quite happy sticking it in most things that'll let me!

Just to lighten the mood a bit.... " My wifes a right fat bitch, she cleans the oven with a loaf of bread "

Looks sweet, better than all the wet shit fuckers are slinging up my way! lucky you!

Aye Aye ninja, I'm in a private renter and I went through a leasing agent, didn't ask for references but they wanted to see bank statements and do a credit check, CUNTS!!

Are most of you cunts beating off to GTA 5?

Wish I was stoned and wish I had some pishflaps to sniff!

Aye, so it's just like you and the misses being named drivers then? that's a fucking sweet loophole!

Aye, I realise this but she's looking pretty skanky as it is and my chances of pulling her back from the brink are receding so fuck it, I'll give it a shot and let you all know the outcome.

Maybe it's me that's gone Bananas but they are a good natural source of potassium and they worked a treat for my two Lillies