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Usually that would be the case Barn, but it was a spooky dookie. The basterd disappeared like a ghost without a trace. Water just as clean as when I sat down. I quit wiping my butt to show my solidarity towards sea turtles and legal prostitution, but my itchy balloon knot tells me I did...

((Tiny Ninja Bow Of Respect)) Got room for one more? edit- Please read all my posts in a Sam Elliot voice. Tempo and pauses are up to you, unless specified otherwise.

((Draws Bow)) ((tries to whistle, but passes out from trying to many times))

(((Draws Bow))) ((Tries to whistle, but spits and blows a raspberry instead)))

(((Draws Bow))) ((( tries to whistle like a bird, but it sounds more like a norteno gang whistle.)))

Have any cake left Rodger?

I hear ya, ive been keeping my head down raising babies and finally sold my rental properties and one of my places. The only ones I have left are for me and momma Inda. Of course for my boys if they do all the things I didnt do as a kid lol. Always nice to hear from you Barn. Im actually sitting...

How you been man?

Been waiting for you to pull up on that 1300 Mr. Still got mine, tracked down a set of cams from a guy who use to sell em. Took a smidgen off the heads and put the fastest dyno jet set i could in it. Smokes my 18 softail, its not stock either. Hope your sack is still swinging and naked Tuesday...

The cops at my local jail say the same thing. How have you been man?

I just wanna say I missed everyone and think about my special RIU friends while in my tomatoe fields naked as the day I slid out of my moms vagina with the chord wrapped around my neck 6 times. My absence was due to a moth coming in the front door, which may have ended up causing a large fire...

Just existing in this world, working my tender cheeks off. All while watching my deposited semen specimens grow at an incredible rate. Not my face cheeks either.

I actually have real unicorn poop. Its perfect for burns, over zealous party paranoia, burning when you pee, and throwing at passer byes. C2G

Is a smart pot actually smart? I also have plant pics id like an advanced grower to guess weight on for me. Lastly, is watering twice a day with no drain holes good in soil? I'm sure this is the right spot for these questions. ((namaste))

Do the pots grow if I water ?

Love you guys....Hope all of you are having a great season so far, and making lots of sexual advances towards strangers and the person in the mirror. Ive been working hard. I finally found a purpose for my life's work. It all started many months back. I was watching a lady breast feed her child...

I was going to wait to share my latest idea with the world, but I'm afraid I'll forget it if I do. So here it goes, picture this. A row of quite large breasted women standing topless shoulder to shoulder. Now, bend them over in a perfect 90 degree angle to the floor. Basically nipples facing...

Tiny ninja bow of respect and slight jealousy.

I woke up, realized I was wearing my wife's panties and 5 year olds shirt. I guess that bottle of pills i found in the gutter wasn't what I guessed. Anywho, im off to fuck with my neighbor at the valley house. Ive almost taught him that small explosives on his roof, are a direct correlation to...

Hypothetical question for a friend. If one were to go into a public gym, with showers, and proceed to smack every penis he saw like a spring loaded door stop. Dressed like a pepper shaker, could said person still get sexual "assault"charges? Again, asking for a friend.