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    My Photo Journal of Random Aussie-ness

    We have some of the weirdest... and some of the most beautiful... here in Oz. I'd like to show you some typical Aussie-ness. I'll start with some of our fauna, but along the way I'll show you lots of different stuff. Feel free to contribute if you have some Aussie-ness of your own that you'd...
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    I've got a sex injury

    I've got a bruise on my shoulder... :mrgreen: ...Sweeeeeeet. bongsmilie
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    I've got a hot tongue.

    I'm sitting here eating shapes and sweet chilli philly straight out of the tub. But that's not the problem... I'm still feeling a bit munchy... filled up a bit of a hole... but the problem is that now I've eaten most of the cheese... there's only a few little bits down the bottom of the tub...
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    What is happiness??

    So what makes you happy? Or, if you're not happy, how would you define happiness? I'm a simple girl... I'm fairly easily pleased most of the time. I don't like money all that much, and am much happier now that we have very little, than I was when I was wealthier. I like nature... camping...
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    What's your earliest childhood memories?

    We were having a discussion earlier about early childhood memories, and what's the norm. Most people that I've ever spoken to on this subject have an early recollection of about 4 or 5. I think I might be a little different than everyone else. I seem to have extremely early recollections. For...
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    Don't worry, we ARE still alive.

    In case anyone's been wondering where Gryphonn and I have been... :shock: :o Someone in the family got Guitar Hero III for christmas. :hump: :hump: Sorry, gotta go....... *Wyld Stallyns* :hump:
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    Funny Christmas Carols

    Ok, so it's Christmas time... and as such we won't be able to escape the barrage of sickly-sweet carols... the same ones that we got really sick of last year... and the year before that... and the year before that... :shock: So I decided that, being a stoner I might as well look up some funny...
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    I've got a new toy.

    Well, technically it's not mine... :-P We bought 'someone special' a netbook for christmas. Naturally, there are a few programs that we should install... and we should make sure that it can handle the internet ok... ;-) It's just sooo cute *gushy cutesy voice* You guys all look so tiny...
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    Kiwi Humour Appreciation Thread

    We Aussies love our New Zealand brothers... we're just glad we're not them. :lol: But seriously, I love Kiwi humour. Admittedly it's not everyone's cup of tea, but then our humour isn't always appreciated by other cultures either. So this thread is to celebrate the sometimes dodgy, and always...
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    Porn for girls - ladies only - no boobies allowed

    Now, despite the tone that some certain recent threads have adopted, I know that there are lots of guys out there who know how to show their women love and appreciation without letting their testoseterone get in the way. So I wanted to start a thread to show that not all men on RIU are complete...
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    How Do You Celebrate Christmas?

    Oh boy, it's hot... has been for the last few days. And I mean really hot... 34, 35 degrees celcius (around 95 farenheit). Summer's finally arrived with a vengeance. :cuss: So, I was sitting here, thinking about how hot it is, and I suddenly realised how close it is to christmas! You see, in...
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    I know my baby loves me because...

    ... he leaves me little love messages everywhere...
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    You know you have too much time on your hands when...

    Have you ever seen something like this and thought to yourself "Well SOMEONE has too much time on their hands"? Have you ever wondered what kind of dimwit would have bothered to construct such a thing? Have you ever wished that you could mock that particular urban artist in a very public place...
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    Joke Shop

    Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 per minute? :hump:
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    Time-Lapse Photos

    Time lapse can be both functional and fun. From making it look that your car is speeding, to just creating some funky special effects with lights and colours. In this thread I'm interested in any and all types of time lapse photography. I'd love to see what fellow riu members can come up with...
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    Game: A story of lyrics.

    We're bored... we thought it might be fun to start a new game... spread the love some more. :mrgreen: Here's what we've come up with... This is a game where we make a story with song lyrics. It can be a story about anything you want... science fiction, romance, comedy, whatever. There are...
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    Cannabis as a medical treatment.

    My partner and I both use cannabis to treat several symptoms of our respective medical conditions. I think it's fair to say that it's kept us both sane several times. From pain relief to a sleep aid to a muscle relaxant, even natural viagra, cannabis has many benefits. I have often wondered just...
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    Funny? Or just lame?

    Ok then... since I'm new here and don't really know much about the people who prowl the corridors of RIU, I thought I'd start a thread to see what I can find out. Now, I'm not sure about you guys, but I always find things much funnier when I'm well and truly baked. It can be the funniest thing...
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    Another "Hello" thread... with pics.

    Hi guys, Call me phoenix... all my friends do. This is what I'm supposed to do, right? Introduce myself, I mean. Well, I'm a girl (since some of you seem to have trouble telling), and another proud Aussie. I'm a mother and I am especially proud to tell you all that my partner is my very best...
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