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Sounds good to me, we are not so different after all. :lol:

Who the Fucks George?

Not exactly, the width has to be right as well no good having a long skinny one, it would be like throwing a welly up an ally way ( now that is a good old English saying lol) lets see who knows that one. Then again you don't want a short stubby one so its quite technical getting the right length...

Yes we do, but I didn't say I had sat on any of them, I merely observed them. :o

He must come from a part of the UK that's not been found yet, its gooble de gook to me.:lol:

This is not true, I have seen many on the large side in the UK its because its always cold here and the male population suffer with wrinkledge that we didn't make the scale. But I assure you we do have big ones !!!!:oops:

I haven't got a penis :roll:

Well I'm from the UK and I've never heard that before, is it spelt right? when I see a crazy man I always say he 's a fruit loop.:D

Yea we like it, we pull a 17ft boat with it and it does the job. We had a Volkswagon Tiquan before with one of those automatic hand brakes and it was a pain in the ass, my grandkids kept disengaging and if you didn't notice it look out lol. We would never have a petrol they are a bit to thirsty.

I'm guessing you hit some ice, is that a discovery? I've got the Landrover Freestyle TD4 I hope I fairs better than that in the snow :lol:

I know a little of how you feel, my husband has a habit of farting as he gets out of the car leaving me the aroma, luckily I can poen the windows. However it has been known to linger and when my next passenger gets in it is a tad embarrassing :oops:

Lovely :spew:

My favourite saying is, and I say this on numerous occasions to my husband, you are about as much use as a chocolate frying pan. :lol:

Do you live in the uk Growen? I ask this because my brother uses the same saying, he also says when he's thirsty I'm as dry as a nuns widger !

Paramedic.

I don't need religion to be a good person, but I choose the Christian faith as it give's me great comfort and I'm not afraid to die because I believe in the after life, and that I will meet my lost loved ones again. My three brothers choose not to believe and I respect that, in fact I respect...

Why thank you kind sir, I happen to like you to. :oops:

Enjoy the baby years while you can, because the adult years will break your heart. :cry:

When my husband first passed his bus test his first job driving he got the bus stuck under a low bridge, the passengers thought it was hilarious, he got in a right sate about it, but practice makes perfect stick with it you will soon gain confidence. ;)

Apple crumble and fresh cream. ;)