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  1. Will Ferrell

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    Calm down Bertha, don't get ur nipples in a pinch...ur trolling is very poor, talkin about penis sizes, grow the fuck up.
  2. Will Ferrell

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    Yeah well, I didn't want to play this card, but the dude is Asian, I'm not worried about that. U probably have a small penis, no offense.
  3. Will Ferrell

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    Ya I think ur right too. I've got a huge nana hangin out my ring piece, I think. I think I'm slowly realizing I need to cut all ties completely. thanks for reading btw
  4. Will Ferrell

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    Pack rats. My dog brought this inside for me a couple months ago I'm assuming was a gift.
  5. Will Ferrell

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    Ok that makes more sense. That actually sounds pretty accurate. It's a scary world out there for me. I've suffered from extreme anxiety for the past few years. Every time my dog barks my anxiety goes crazy. I don't feel comfortable away from the house. I don't know where to go. I've forgotten...
  6. Will Ferrell

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    Yes I remember that night. Highly medicated and sexually frustrated. I may have said too much that night. Good thing I was able to delete the thread before anyone could quote all the nasty things I said.
  7. Will Ferrell

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    Lmao!!! I've been thinking it needs to just be torched for quite some time! Atleast I think that's what ur video response was trying to portray
  8. Will Ferrell

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    I admit i reap what I sow. I'm not the most ambitious person. I might be down right a bad person. I don't think I am. And it might be excuses I keep tossing out, but the way I see it, is its just more complicated than i can express. Idk I think your right to a degree
  9. Will Ferrell

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    Hmmmm, yes u can say that. And if I wanted to poison my dog along with the rats, then yes it would have been very easy and handled long ago.
  10. Will Ferrell

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    I tried with the pellet gun, those fuckers are fast and only come out at night when it's cold and hard to see. The vet advised not to use poison for fear that it eats it and then runs out of the shed and dies, there's a good chance my dog would eat it and kill him as well. I thought they were...
  11. Will Ferrell

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    If it were only that easy. I think My dog likes to eat them any chance he gets.
  12. Will Ferrell

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    Things have been so fucked up for so long. I tried many times. This whole mountain is kinda infested. I'm not the only one. I guess that's my best defense to that. Yes things are bad. Many different things going on.
  13. Will Ferrell

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    I think deep down, that's how I felt. That's why it's confusing I'm so upset.
  14. Will Ferrell

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    Calcium build up?
  15. Will Ferrell

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    Yes. Pack rats. Big ones, and lots of em. I think I saw the mama in there yesterday. I threw a box of mothballs in there, doesn't seem to phase them
  16. Will Ferrell

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    I've been told I have a unicorn penis I'm happy to report. 6 and 3 quarters. Yes it's pretty perfect I think. But who knows. I don't think she left me cause of that.. I was joking with her when i spoke to her briefly early and said in Peter Griffins voice " is he bigger than me", that was...
  17. Will Ferrell

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    Ummmmm........... Yeah that's me.
  18. Will Ferrell

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    Yeah this is going to be interesting. For the past few months we've continued to talk or txt atleast once a week, and things have been somewhat normal, now it seems that the shit may have hit the fan and it's about to get really weird. I've been paying her rent the past three months, about a g...
  19. Will Ferrell

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    I had to google tldr haha.. I thought it was another dating site suggestion lol.. Yeah it's long and I'd imagine boring to most, ur not missing much
  20. Will Ferrell

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    This whole time I didn't really want to pursue engagement With another, for fear it would hurt her. This is kind of the story of my life. At this point it seems like I've been fucked over by all of the people I consider to be my closest friends. Thank God my family has stayed true, if it...
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