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Wait wait wait, I think I have a handle on this. How you doin?

@bu$hleaguer .. or however you spell that..

Thank you for summing that up didn't want to read all that shit

Pussy Oh wait no, vagina

Ok who wants to arm wrestle?

@ca

Dude I might be the same way

High five bro

@cannabineer I was going to score some Lucy and go to the planetarium if you wanted to join, or we can just burn beer boxes in the back yard and stare at Scorpio like I did last night. Your choice

Can't find the remote. Any retired cop dogs that are in to that?

You just blew my fucking mind

Stop being so polite, it's almost annoying. Just be childish and weird like the rest of us. You are vet'd ass far i heimen concerned

Hey! Fuck you I slept 5 hours. Although it was alcohol induced, still counts

Yeah it's not bad

Fuck the bears, even though I'm wearing a Jared Allen jersey. He lost all respect after switching teams. Is he still playing?

Because of my enormous erection? That is standard

Wish my desktop didn't take a a shit. Smartphones suck dick

Week ago was held at gun point to run across a football sized field, lions and tigers on chains every 10 yards each side. I made it but was clawed to shit. The other night was hunting and fishing with family and friends, etc, was a good one

There's a beefy cake. Wanna give em a face massage and some belly rubs. Pits get a bad reputation. No such thing as a bad dog, just bad dog owners

Cum again?