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Just a broken finger? If you are female put a cast on it. If you are male rub some dirt on it and make a fist every 30 seconds for 7 days. If you are male or female ill take those oxys. . Joking

"No wagering please" bullshit I've got 2 to 1 on @shrxhky420 's weiner..

One of first rentals in a haunted house on lake Minnetonka, didn't know about pilot lights going out on 50 yo water heaters. First grow right next to it. 3 weeks left flower. -20f out and only warmed to + - 60f inside. And then you forget a towel... and I had to drive to the city's with a broken...

like Valletta?

Yeah man should work

If that were true I'd blue.heeler your ass down to the bone " awhooowahowhoo[o. I miss those old books like sounder, old yeller ,where the wild fern grows, Jack London and Ernest Hemingway. Fathers make your sons read those books. Forgot about gentle ben. One good one dad had, My first fish"...

Its me and I should take a nap

Fuck you want to spar? Joking. Wouldn't mind grilling out and drinking a few taking care of dad is a toll, etc . Most of my broken noses were self inflicted . Fuck can't run this phone. How you doing dude?

Fuck you tell me, lost email accounts and passwords are a bit hard, broken desktops, first time finger banging a smartphone on riu. I like buttons

@curious2garden my broken nose keeps squeaking when I breath softly. Will you re break it? Been broken a half dozen times.

...define crafty

Canadian colloquialism sounds like an orgy on a hockey rink.... involving pads but no clothes..

Pauly Shore looks more like a young man now than he did 30 years ago. Either he has enough testosterone to finally grow a beard, or he used to resemble a pedophile uncle that someone was forced to invite for Christmas dinner

Yeah, wanna throw down? Preferably naked?

Can I bum a roll? Remember using leaves in the woods? Uncle wiped his ass with poison oak one time

I've dislocated both my shoulders a couple times, still have a broken collar bone. Yeah shit hurts

Called it indian leg wrestling growing up..

My pants just got tigjt

Let's throw down