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I included American women in the aforementioned list, just need to look for it

Depends if you ask a European woman or a woman thats had to deal with mutilated jew dicks her whole life

i did not hear of this, any casualties? was it da muzlimz??

This. Got me deported. Well that and the adderal in my pocket I genuinely forgot about. Being generally nervous and unwilling to volunteer my life story to tsa led to the pockets though tbh.

thats fucked up. Bet our pussy police force with big hats and truncheons doesnt look so bad now :P

loving the pics gioua. The fact that you can roll and have what looks like black tea makes me think youre british but obviously the washington mug dispels that i suppose. Still, is that just milky ass coffee then? and why do you use a "crutch" (roach here) where others dont. yes im baked

It was the thought of someone criticizing your country even politely that made you all come out the woodwork ;)

Just checking this is toke n talk... yep

Took a viagra earlier... got stuck in my throat. Ive had a stiff neck for ages! badumtss [/austinpowers]

Russians are buying up all the expensive buildings in London because they view it as safe. They get a temporary citizenship and investing a mil or so in the economy speeds up the process to where they can then own property and live here. Expect the same kinda agreement when you go to yank town...

>moving to us >I have a criminal record >no you're not

Being as tsa are fat bored pigs, no.

Have you been reading my diary?

These things are usually lame and inapplicable but I bought these shower curtain holders with these stars on and a weird curve in them, then probably put them on in a rush. Lets just say 3/4 are missing from the eyelets :p And I had to use the charger thing. Was all alone in America with only...

Had to use ashleymadison to look for someone i dont particularly trust. Actually had me repulsed... got the profiles with "and yes size does matter" on them, ones saying they're tired of quickies with their husbands.. etc etc... we live in a society thats slowly degrading morally. Personally I...

I always try and think of anti smokers as just pro life rather than anti choice, but I'm one of those feels-guilty-after smokers. Ah we'll maybe that'll make me quit eventually but as it is I'm growing some. I live with a smoker so ultimately I don't have to puff it all, but I'm doubting it'll...

It's cool us Europeans are all experienced with it and try to rise above it. I mean I didn't even bite at the 'I still think Americas the best blah blah' on the last page there. We tend to just meet 'America fuck yeah' syndrome with mutual eye rolls and treat it as a bonding experience. Amirite...

^ thats so crazy that it has to be true. I mean these people are fucking CRAZY. Plus they have diplomatic protection don't forget so entirely plausible. Also believable enough that one guy would say I'm not selling drugs for a fat guys luxurys

Maybe if you don't like 'stereotypical stoners' then you should stop watching bong rip vids on YouTube then... Cuz that's kinda what it's about fruit cake. I don't think weed can cure the diagnosis of having your head rammed super far up your ass.

Exactly... well thats the only thing that makes vaping viable i suppose, the fact you can get smashed safely later on with edibles. But yeah, once you have a taste for smoking thats it. Like my pal only smokes blunts because he says papers dont get him high. Which I know sounds dumb but I get...