The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Star Pee
Bladder Poison
MotorPiss
Durban Bedpan
Scrotum Star
The Sack
Ball Buster
Nut Breath
Deez Nutz
Urine Fever
Cannapiss
Wonderpee

KELP / PEE FOLIAR SPRAY :

Loin Power Pee Spray for hosing your honeys !

10:1 pee dilute with a 1/4 cap of Liquid kelp shaken not stirred ….

Mist the Piss

This is a micro nutrient heavy mix … chock full of essential growth hormones ( auxins, gibberellins, and cytokinins ) plus urine has large amounts of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. Nitrogen content in urine is high, mostly in urea, which makes up more than 50 percent of the total organic acids. This includes urea from protein metabolism, sodium and potassium both of which come from food.

The Wonders of Wee dribbling from your hands !

I also drench the soil from the bottle too.

How many ppm is pure pee? Assuming satisfactory hydration. Will it burn? Not does it burn

SnidleyBluntash said:

How many ppm is pure pee? Assuming satisfactory hydration. Will it burn? Not does it burn

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When I first started growing TDS meters were crazy expensive so I used a specific gravity bulb. Human urine has a normal specific gravity of 1.010 to 1.030. In medicine it's used as a rough measure of kidney performance.

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curious2garden said:

When I first started growing TDS meters were crazy expensive so I used a specific gravity bulb. Human urine has a normal specific gravity of 1.010 to 1.030. In medicine it's used as a rough measure of kidney performance.

Below is your PPT calculator

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Working the calculation is an exercised reserved for the reader

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SnidleyBluntash said:

How many ppm is pure pee? Assuming satisfactory hydration. Will it burn? Not does it burn

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I dont measure “pee pee m “per say. I use a 10:1 water to pee dilute to start a as a baseline amount in a sport water bottle (16.9 oz ) - No exact measurements.

Dilution is infused with seaweed extract ( approximately 1/4 cap ) depending on amount of finished product. I tend to only make what i can use in a day or two. I do not store long term.

That’s why i said that i also do soil drenches ( Pee Tea ) if you will. I pour the leftovers from sprayer into various soil containers to use up. Deep rinse spray bottle and its ready to go , if i desire to “ brew up “ some more.

This is nothing new to agriculture - just my small way to experiment. It works - i ran a whole thread on this subject and will plan more plants in future. I cannot discount the vigor / color and overall health from previous applications.

Maximus urethrus was a shining example of the piss potions potency. The tender silky roots of that lovely lady soaked up that magic mixture. So lush, so satisfied

cannabiscrusader said:

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As has been their prerogative since time began and one I have exercised on many occasions

this reader is going to measure ppm for all of you. Get me my cup.