Recent content by Sir Napsalot

Caltrops

Night of the Lepus

I wish! That's CC Barber who was Miss Oregon at the time- her father was later indicted as a Serbian war criminal I won best motorcycle model at the Portland Roadster Show and she was the trophy girl I'm clean-shaven now, and look younger for it

First thing is matrimony, next thing is alimony

fishing licences are issued by the states

Trump sees the environment like he sees women- as something to rape

Osme is Greek for odor

I don't drink beer all that much, but ever since Lagunitas discontinued their "Hop Stoopid" IPA I've been getting Hop Valley "Alpha Centauri" which is local

I wonder if a bug zapper might be handy for feeding venus flytraps

They should call it "Roundtine"

Good question

I have a special fork that I've had since 1979 It's a Washington State fork, possibly from Walla Walla prison as I got it from my stepfather who was from Milton-Freewater, OR which is fairly close to Walla Walla It's balance is perfect

On the Art Linkletter show kids say the darndest things he once asked a young boy what kind of animal he would like to be, and he said an octopus, so he could "love the girls with all my testicles"

Red Lebanese in Hilo 1977