I am Just Your Average Hamster. I have millions of dollars, eat in and own some of the finest restaurants, and still I have time to fill up my cheeks with fat cannabis seeds. I was born to a poor family, the youngest of 7 young hamster pups. I found a certain fondness for eating fancy cheeses so I started working in a kitchen washing dishes, and eventually becoming celebrity hamster chef and owning my own restaurants.
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