Maid stole my dildo

[Nether Region]

I went out to a bar this evening and had a great time. Got home, was alone, put on some Teddy Pendergrass, smoked a joint, made myself laugh a little, and eventually one thing led to another. Everything was going pretty well so I found myself going to the sock drawer for my favorite dildo, and discovered it wasn't there! It had to be the maid. She puts away my laundry. What the hell do I say to her? It has serious sentimental value and cannot be replaced. I want it back.

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

was it an ass dildo or are you a chick ?

 

[bud nugbong]

Its tough having a maid

 

[gioua]

say.. Mom can I have it back...

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I guess u could say "It has serious sentimental value and cannot be replaced. I want it back." ?

 

[hydrogreen65]

Tell her you just got back from Dr and found out tou have Herpes. Watch her eyes when you tell her and you will know if she took it. LOL

 

[Sand4x105]

Maybe.... the maid didn't take it... you inserted it, passed out with pleasure... and batteries died...
I think it's time for an ER visit....

-------------------
Daughter ER Nurse:
"One time, I had to help pull a thong out of a girls ass..."
me laughing... "Her bikini got stuck up her ass?" me laughing some more...
"NO dad... her flip flop, her sandal... some how was up her ass...."
"ONE of her thongs?" OMG...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

True karma after you took your mothers! Now you know how it feels! (or rather you don't, if you pardon the pun!)

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

I find it plum skewed that you would even post this on here.

I guess some things are just not sacred anymore.

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[crispypb840]

"I like a vagina better than a mans ass hole." Pops - Ducks Dynasty

 

[srh88]

jokes on the maid.. shes stuck with an old shitty dildo

 

[kinetic]

So on the side I clean houses and I have this one client who keeps a shit covered dildo in his top drawer. I was putting away his pantyhose and thought it was pretty stinky and gross so I threw it out. Some people are just nasty.

signed

the maid.

 

[curious2garden]

Yet another example of his hatred of women. He's told about how he used his mother's and returned it without washing. Setting his mother up for a potentially life threatening illness. He prefers sexually assaulting married (to a female), men etc.... Now a female stole his.

I'm simply pointing out the misogynistic behavior of bastards, like himself and loquacious. I prefer pointing out bigotry and intolerance when I can. Especially when they think they are so clever in covering up their hatred.

 

[gioua]

Setting his mother up for a potentially life threatening illness.

realistically... mom has an illness as soon as OP was born..

 

[dannyboy602]

just can't get good help now a days....i wouldn't get it back cause she may have used it. buy yourself a new one.

 

[Adjorr]

maybe it ran away in fear

 

[MojoRison]

You mentioned it was your "favorite", which implies multiple dongs, why you so anal about sharing, some stoner you are psssh.

 

[slowbus]

no wonder why I'm a bigot.You nasty NR,nasty

 

[Ringsixty]

Sounds like a PP ( Personal Problem)

 

[cannabineer]

jokes on the maid.. shes stuck with an old shitty dildo

let's hope she washes it. Peritonitis is no joke in these days of less effective antibiotics!

And THAT is why a shitty dildo is a biological weapon aimed at women.