Does Uncle Ben have a book.?

plaguedog

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Thanks for the obvious! I was referring to the waste of top nodes that takes weeks to grow just to wait for a "more established" stem. I'll just stick to the usual top at 4 and trim bottom for clones. Much faster IMO. Quicker way to get big enough clones from seed too.
WTF are you even talking about? You don't have to wait "weeks" for anything. You can top the plant after it shows the 3rd node if you like. He just used that as a guideline, but never said you have to wait. Read his updated FAQ. But why would you do that? it seems like you never even bothered in the first place. If it is taking you multiple weeks to get an extra two or three nodes, you have a problem.
 

skunkd0c

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Get of his 8==D ~ You one of those guys that top down to first node after growing 8 LMAO!!! His thread should be named the 1860s farming thread.
It's all well and fine you calling UB out but to be fair you are a noob yourself , what gives ?
i see that you are cheerleading for buddy #1
even uncle ben has more to offer than you, at least he is not the "side-kick" or a "minion"

I detest sycophant's LOL
 
I fell for all the marketing crap my first few grows, had like 20 bottles of nutes and all kinds of garbage.

Current set up kept it simple; mixed my own soil with slow release ferts, water with an all purpose and the grow is my most stable one yet, all I do is water every few days and watch the plant grow. No topping, scrog, defoliation or other tricks, just good genetics, in good soil, fed tap water. Glad I found the UB threads!
 

plaguedog

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So post up some pics of that compost brewer you have running. Curios to see your fish tank air pumps....

Microbeman is a very good source for information, I won't deny that. He's a big contributor at icmag..... I don't use miracle grow, I use a nice amended soil mix that I mostly just water throughout the grow.

I have never stressed a seedling in my life, never will. Topping a plant isn't a cause of stress, and hardly contributes to a hermie.
 

RedCarpetMatches

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So post up some pics of that compost brewer you have running. Curios to see your fish tank air pumps....

Microbeman is a very good source for information, I won't deny that. He's a big contributor at icmag..... I don't use miracle grow, I use a nice amended soil mix that I mostly just water throughout the grow.

I have never stressed a seedling in my life, never will. Topping a plant isn't a cause of stress, and hardly contributes to a hermie.
I don't use tumblers...real men use shovels. I have something better than a tumbler. It's called a worm bin. You also said to not wait and top after third node. That's definitely stressing a seedling. Just send me your dead seedlings and hermies so I can put them in my worm bin.
 

Singlemalt

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The truly amusing thing about this thread is that a hobbiest takes issue with a professional horticulturalist. UB has multi-year experience, likely requisite degrees, basic intuitive skill set, makes his living at horticulture and grows large.... you bring what to the table? Fine, this is a hobby to you and you can afford to fawn over a few plants. BTW post count at RIU hardly denotes growing experience in the real world
 

a mongo frog

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I don't use tumblers...real men use shovels. I have something better than a tumbler. It's called a worm bin. You also said to not wait and top after third node. That's definitely stressing a seedling. Just send me your dead seedlings and hermies so I can put them in my worm bin.
This girl right here is angry about something. She can't be this upset. Insult after insult. Not cool ma'am.
 

plaguedog

Active Member
I don't use tumblers...real men use shovels. I have something better than a tumbler. It's called a worm bin. You also said to not wait and top after third node. That's definitely stressing a seedling. Just send me your dead seedlings and hermies so I can put them in my worm bin.
I would if I had any dead seedlings or hermied plants. So about that ACT brewer again........ not your compost bin you dope. BREWER, being KEY WORD here.

And where did I say I top after the third node shows? I said it's possible.
 

JohnnySocko

Active Member
whether you agree/disagree with UB or any legendary forum visitor is up to you, all I know is my long stint in gardening and my shorter stint in cannabis cultivation has me reaching this conclusion:
either cannabis is some kinda extraterestrial pussified plant from outer space totally different in every horticultural way from its nearest earth counterpart
OR
half the shit on these forums is absolute utter bullshit
 

RedCarpetMatches

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Of course all my responses have been deleted. Some people can dish it and not take it. I feel sorry for the keep it TOO simple cult. Good luck to the misguided.
 

skunkd0c

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whether you agree/disagree with UB or any legendary forum visitor is up to you, all I know is my long stint in gardening and my shorter stint in cannabis cultivation has me reaching this conclusion:
either cannabis is some kinda extraterestrial pussified plant from outer space totally different in every horticultural way from its nearest earth counterpart
OR
half the shit on these forums is absolute utter bullshit
More than half i would say
many folk on forums seem to want to give the impression that growing weed is much harder than it really is

Forums tend to be full of noobs complaining about "stress" "hermies" and "light leaks"
these newbies far outweigh the oldtimers that think they know everything

i tried to get a friend to join some forums so he would stop pestering me all the time for advice
he said he looked at them but he could not handle all the bullshit he could see
folk telling each other their plants look great when they clearly did not

some of the smaller/private forums/boards have a more serious approach
 

skunkd0c

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So you play on the RIU Dodgers team?
It has become apparent to me from previous dealings on other threads with RedcarpetMatches that he is part of a different collective of thought, while i do not agree with this mindset i am happy for those who wish to believe in this kind of thing to do so, although i do not agree with all the preaching and trolling.

RedcarpetMatches is a pretentious young chap who aspires to be a hipster, Red has decided that the only way ANYONE should grow
is organically using scraps recycling waste tea's etc, following the methods and teachings of his chosen Guru (Rrog #1)

In defense of Rrog #1 he seems like a nice guy, from reading some of his posts Rrog is NOT trying to push anything down anyone's throat, unlike his disciple Red who enjoys trolling and preaching from the organic bible, another troll who preaches from the organic bible is "hyroot"

Below is the general troll message preached by this organic hipster collective.
"Anyone who does not grow using these "new age" organic methods along with LED's is a dinosaur who grows weed full of carcinogens"


Uncle Buck lmao.

Get of his 8==D ~

Rrog is #1
Red shown above, defending his master Rrog with witty retorts and cock drawings.
 

skunkd0c

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I bought a 10 pack of Lowryder Diesel reg. autos and only 2 germed!!! I'm really no slouch when it comes to germing either

realize I'm wasting a pot, space, electricity, and soil/nutes so they get the chop. I was wasted when I ordered them..then noticed the ugly babies in my mailbox before it was too late. I'll keep the pics coming just for entertainment purposes. Let's see if the pruning boosts the yield.

Shit my pics aren't uploading for guanos sake. I'll post em tomorrow. They've already recovered from the major defoliating thanks to the tea. Did a little LST on the tall one to get an even canopy. She's really starting to look and smell good at just 2 weeks flower.

Red seems to be having problems germinating seeds and uploading pictures
although he doesn't mind growing plants that he knows are a waste of electricity and soil


I Really do not understand why Red is giving out advice or claiming others are trolls, this seems very hypocritical to me, his posts at RIU clearly indicate that he is a newbie troll who goes around preaching the word of others (Rrog)

red is a sycophant troll himself, i find red's position dishonorable and misguided
 

skunkd0c

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You crossed the line when you tried to break me down quote by quote. Even the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while but not for you.

You never want to stress plants to much

Gonna really have to be on nanner watch after all that abuse!

Just CFLs 2 85w 6500k and 2 2700k 4" away. Good light.
Red does not like it when he is "broken down quote by quote", that is crossing his line LOL
 
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