I hate dumb people

sallygreen

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Your only hope of escaping the hunting season is to plant in a state forest that doesn't allow hunting or an animal reserve, but both of those are heavily policed by park rangers. Good luck, I heard alot about hunting season and what gets found. I'm hoping you live in the North Eastern part of Ohio as well. I pulled up Google Earth and the North Eastern portion has "Deaper" forests, but still not all that deap. The weastern part is mainly all farm land.
Thank You dude! Your a big help. I do live In the North Eastern part of Ohio. I think most of the hunting will start at the end of september and my harvest will be complete by the this time also. If there's peole hunting squirls then this may be a issue but I live In Buckeye State and mostly deer hunting Is the norm. I plan on spacing my plants out good so there not in rows or any pattern since this is not normal. And If mabey some sort of monitor that will inform me If somethings going wrong; I'm sure some type security has been created for this situation.
 

James Bond

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Deep In the forest may seem scary to some people but I've survived worse. I'm not sure If any bears or dangerous animals are here In Ohio but I have a assault riffle for any small problems. I've been bitten by many poisonous snakes before and I have medicine that will cure me If this is the case. I wonder If there's mabey a device that could warn me If police have spotted my grow and are waiting for me, mabey a monitor or something?

Bears are incredibly rare in Ohio, and aside from copper heads you probably won't run into many poisonous snakes. I wouldn't carry an assualt riffle to do your plants. You will have a harder time if you get caught. You can't hunt with a rifle in Ohio so you will have a hard time explaining why you have it, as well as it will be confinscated if you are caught. A police scanner is the only way to really know if they are headed your way, but good luck getting the right channel to listen.
 

sallygreen

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We'll im a trained cavalry scout and I'm acustomed to going places spying then returning with information ect.... So If the cops find my plants and try to set up a bust for me they will have a huge problem on there hands! I'll just enforce and perform my military tactics and skills to outsmart them. This is the biggest advantage I have over people when It comes to outdoor grows; I know the same tactics and skills that the cops know. Not to be cocky but this will actually be fun for me.
 

sallygreen

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Cavalry Scouts are cavalry or "mounted" (originally on horses..) Our primary role is recon, or intelligence gathering. We find out where the enemy is, their numbers, their capabilities, terrain information and things like that and send it back...hopefully all without being seen(LoL...Im never seen). We train in more weapons than any other mos so im hopeful extreme measures wont be the case.
 

James Bond

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Have a good exit strategy and the last thing you want is a violent confrentation. This isn't war and your actions are a reflection of this whole community, if you are violent then we are all violent.
 

valuablevariable

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Ill be looking for the headlines "Ohio man arrested after growing field of marijuana in woods. Local police say it was easy to spot the plants from their helicopter.
The man arrested, an ex-US soldier, accidentally shot himself in the nuts trying to defend his crop from the raid monday morning. "I was gonna yield 1.5 pounds a plant.." claimed the man "im no small timer!". Police suspect he had survived the last few month in the woods probably by eating fortune cookies and memorizing the fortunes in order to keep himself from going (completely) insane...."

Yup, ill be waiting for that
 

sallygreen

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Ill be looking for the headlines "Ohio man arrested after growing field of marijuana in woods. Local police say it was easy to spot the plants from their helicopter.
The man arrested, an ex-US soldier, accidentally shot himself in the nuts trying to defend his crop from the raid monday morning. "I was gonna yield 1.5 pounds a plant.." claimed the man "im no small timer!". Police suspect he had survived the last few month in the woods probably by eating fortune cookies and memorizing the fortunes in order to keep himself from going (completely) insane...."

Yup, ill be waiting for that
LOL... You are one funny dude:mrgreen: I can't even really be mad at you. I'm not going to be living in the woods and my plant's will be spaced out and hard to spot from a helicopter. A helicopter is the only way of my plants being noticed which gives me even more confidence because there's no way In hell they'll ever be spotted.
 
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James Bond

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Ill be looking for the headlines "Ohio man arrested after growing field of marijuana in woods. Local police say it was easy to spot the plants from their helicopter.
The man arrested, an ex-US soldier, accidentally shot himself in the nuts trying to defend his crop from the raid monday morning. "I was gonna yield 1.5 pounds a plant.." claimed the man "im no small timer!". Police suspect he had survived the last few month in the woods probably by eating fortune cookies and memorizing the fortunes in order to keep himself from going (completely) insane...."

Yup, ill be waiting for that
That made my day.
 

sallygreen

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I'll have 5 different locations each 200 yards apart so assuming one site Is busted I still have 4 other sites plus my freedom! If they attempt to set up a sting bust over 20 plants there fucking stupid!
 

sallygreen

New Member
My biggest and only problem is the outdoor bugs! Not fucking cops or people. People in general don't have the heart to venture where Im going to plant plus I'll set up a silent string alarm, meaning If this string is triggered I will instantly be notified and then Im coming for your ass! Once I get there, If the alarm Is triggered by anything other than a law official: hell will be to pay!
 

valuablevariable

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My biggest and only problem is the outdoor bugs! Not fucking cops or people. People in general don't have the heart to venture where Im going to plant plus I'll set up a silent string alarm, meaning If this string is triggered I will instantly be notified and then Im coming for your ass! Once I get there, If the alarm Is triggered by anything other than a law official: hell will be to pay!
Your whats wrong with growing marijuana my friend, im sure your the only one who would do anything to anyone who happened to stumble onto their plants. Im sure after a good beating he definatly wont go to the cops and rat you out.
 

valuablevariable

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if your going to look for help here at least stop being the typical bad guy from a movie talking about boobytraps and whatnot. The reason i say this is because i want to know what the hell happens to your grow before you either get banned or all your threads turn into a big argument.
 

James Bond

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If the police suspect you they will track you. If/when they stumble upon your crop they will track you to other locations as well. They want the big sting not just the 20 plants, if your lucky they will just destroy the 20 plants and that will be the end of it.
 
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