Its a fucking conspiracy

ElfoodStampo

ElfoodStampo

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So NASA, and the National parks are shut down, like no access. Why the fuck can't you walk through the park?We stopped sending shuttles into space, NASA's satellites have developed a "bug" preventing them from working correctly. I think its somewhat funny that there's all sorts of comets being discovered the last 2 years, and now we have a fucking weird ass object/comet ISON coming in. The sun is the most quiet its been for a long time, and solar max was supposed to have happened this past spring/summer. There were like 8 sunspots... exaggeration.. but WTF??? I hear Colorado is a shitshow of debris yet I haven't heard about it at all on the internet TV. Fucked up weather is happening all over the world. The sun rose 2 days early in Greenland(after their total darkness period) for the first time in history last year. Wierd shit. If this shutdown thing last into November I believe shit is hitting the fan. I believe the Gov. will use these national parks to secure assets. A shutdown also makes it convenient to remove non essential personal from offices, make easy exits. I realize how high I am right now but still all this shit is so coincidental in timing. I am prone to doomsdayitous but this isn't a 2012 alignment type deal, its contrived at this point. I feel like I'm being misled by people for a nefarious reason.
That's my rant while I'm baked. hey anyone know of a strain that has the same effects of xanax? Any help would be appreciated.
 
GreenSummit

GreenSummit

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dont forget about the chemtrails man! its weather manipulation thats why the government is shut down! get your tinfoil out now!
 
ElfoodStampo

ElfoodStampo

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smokinafatty said:
The stuff about the sun is really interesting. I wonder who conspired to make it rise two days early..?
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No man, 1 of two reasons.
1 the earths wobble is increasing.
2 the sea ice level has dropped so much that the sun actually crested where there used to be solid Ice.Greenland gets pretty frozen over in winter time.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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You know what's a conspiracy? This fucking head cold that I've got. The tissue companies are conspiring to make me buy tissues.
 
ElfoodStampo

ElfoodStampo

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neosapien said:
You know what's a conspiracy? This fucking head cold that I've got. The tissue companies are conspiring to make me buy tissues.
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Thats actually true, . Super bugs are "developing" in hospitals because we use so many antibiotics, our immune systems aren't able to fight off these newer viruses. I know 6 people with it now and I had it. its fucked up. congested head, I had a chest cold with it. ears popped, sinus pressure.... fucking conspiracy
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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ElfoodStampo said:
So NASA, and the National parks are shut down, like no access. Why the fuck can't you walk through the park?We stopped sending shuttles into space, NASA's satellites have developed a "bug" preventing them from working correctly. I think its somewhat funny that there's all sorts of comets being discovered the last 2 years, and now we have a fucking weird ass object/comet ISON coming in. The sun is the most quiet its been for a long time, and solar max was supposed to have happened this past spring/summer. There were like 8 sunspots... exaggeration.. but WTF??? I hear Colorado is a shitshow of debris yet I haven't heard about it at all on the internet TV. Fucked up weather is happening all over the world. The sun rose 2 days early in Greenland(after their total darkness period) for the first time in history last year. Wierd shit. If this shutdown thing last into November I believe shit is hitting the fan. I believe the Gov. will use these national parks to secure assets. A shutdown also makes it convenient to remove non essential personal from offices, make easy exits. I realize how high I am right now but still all this shit is so coincidental in timing. I am prone to doomsdayitous but this isn't a 2012 alignment type deal, its contrived at this point. I feel like I'm being misled by people for a nefarious reason.
That's my rant while I'm baked. hey anyone know of a strain that has the same effects of xanax? Any help would be appreciated.
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Skuxx

Skuxx

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Well that's yalls fault for taking all the medicine, and washing your hands every 5 minutes and all that hand sanitizer etc. Stay dirty, stay healthy.
 
Fungus Gnat

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I can't tell if you need to stop taking drugs or need more.

I think I want to go out like walt but in a giant weed field.
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