The Xanax Thread...My Favorite Palindrome

[dannyboy602]

Yeah just tell your doc u recently had a home invasion. Three guys ransacked your home. You can't relax, keep reliving the events over and over and look like ur on the verge of a breakdown just relating the story to him. Tell him ur prone to fits of crying and uncontrolable emotion at the most inappropriate times. It worked for me...but I lived it just like I told it. I didn't make it up.
The ONLY damper on benzos is your sex drive. Or lack thereof. Can't get it up if u put a gun to my head.

 

[high|hgih]

Makes sense. I've had a lot of sex on Xanax and I remember it lasting forever.
Lol giving girls bars is like giving them retard MDMA.

I'll try, I actually pay for therapy with a psychiatrist to just talk. If I go in with some bat shit story.. I love that he's a psychiatrist. Because he never actually prescribes me anything I just know him pretty well now and we just talk about things and he makes me feel better. I've mentioned anxiety problems a lot and have been very firm on not getting any medication. So if I were to try for this, I think I am in a perfect situation. Just like 'Dude, my girlfriend fucked my roomate, I can't even sleep at night it fucking tore me apart is there any way I could get some sort of anti-anxiety medication just to sleep and forget about this for awhile.'.

 

[high|hgih]

lol 'I can't even speak to the female species anymore, doc.'
'the anxiety man!'

 

[atidd11]

one time i ate 25 bars in one day lol and i never ever eat bars

 

[Skuxx]

one time i ate 25 bars in one day lol and i never ever eat bars

You were probably like "who the fuck stole my bars?!!?!!?!" every few minutes for 24 hours. Until you realized that you ate them all. I hate the missing xanax investigations that occur every time someone eats too many.

 

[ShopWhor3]

You were probably like "who the fuck stole my bars?!!?!!?!" every few minutes for 24 hours. Until you realized that you ate them all. I hate the missing xanax investigations that occur every time someone eats too many.

hahahah!!!! done/seen this so many times its unreal

 

[racerboy71]

Holy shit xanax is a palindrome!?

So is racecar.. my fave..

Got a few good zanny stories, but I like others seem to forget most of the good ones..
I do remember one night taking 4 MG's and waking up hand cuffed to the hospital bed.. yeah good times..
I try and steer clear now for the most part..

 

[MrEDuck]

Man I had a good laugh at the missing Xanax investigations. I've eaten some truly disturbing amounts of that stuff. But it is a god send when you have an actual need of it.

 

[racerboy71]

Man I had a good laugh at the missing Xanax investigations. I've eaten some truly disturbing amounts of that stuff. But it is a god send when you have an actual need of it.

That's what happened the night I was hand cuffed to the bed.. I remember taking a couple of them, but surely not the entire 4 MG's worth.. woke up the next day looking in my hide spot for the rest to no avail.. funny I'm not the only one who has done this..

 

[doniawon]

I use to take 3-5 bars a day.
My best memories were waking up in a beer puddle. No lie. Shit was funny to me for some reason.
I would pass out with a 40 in my lap about once every couple months.

 

[dannyboy602]

I remember once i just came from the pharmacy with 60 footballs. i took two on the way home. this was on a friday. four days later i found the empty bottle. I didn't even care I took em all. I was just pissed the bottle was empty.

 

[MrEDuck]

I've done that way more times that I like to think about. And then it feels like the fire ants come and march on your brainstem and every nerve in your body is electrified.

 

[racerboy71]

I remember once i just came from the pharmacy with 60 footballs. i took two on the way home. this was on a friday. four days later i found the empty bottle. I didn't even care I took em all. I was just pissed the bottle was empty.

I guy I used to work withs brother had a big ass bottle of a couple hundred benzos.. not zannie;s, i forget which ATM.. anyhoos, he ended up eating the entire bottle in a few days time ..
Ever since then, I could hear it in his voice .. I'm sure everyone knows that slow benzo draw I'm talking about.. super slow speech, and searching for that next word.. dead give away for heavy benzo use ime.. I tend to suck at sporting when someone is high from smoking pot, but put ms in a room of full of people and one on benzos and I'll spot them a mile away from that voice.. heroin use is sort of similar but not nearly as bad..

 

[cancer survivor]

one of my lovelies, goes to a family function with like 30 members of her family she snorts 7 bars and passes out right into her spagheti! her sister pulled her out or she might have drowned!

 

[socaljoe]

Here's a little bit I always find funny. This was more than a few years ago.

So my buddy comes over one night and we're hanging out, playing video games and such. A bit later, I think it would be fun to take some pills, so I fed him some xanax. A while later we were getting hungry, so we went to Del Taco for macho combo burritos, if you don't have the pleasure of having Del Taco, it's basically the ultimate late night munchy place IMO. So we get back, and by this time he's pretty loopy, he pulls up a chair and starts to dig in, and by dig in I mean he has his face buried in the burrito and I swear he looked like he was making out with it...the only words uttered were a slurred "sooo good". Burritos consumed, now it's chill out time in my room...at some point he got got up and was using a computer in the other room, because that's where my dad found him the next morning, passed out on the keyboard.

 

[Mr.Vega]

Xanax's = jail for me usually....or at least everybody will hate me before its over with....xanax is a bad drug....itll zombify u....literally

 

[Mr.Vega]

I guy I used to work withs brother had a big ass bottle of a couple hundred benzos.. not zannie;s, i forget which ATM.. anyhoos, he ended up eating the entire bottle in a few days time ..
Ever since then, I could hear it in his voice .. I'm sure everyone knows that slow benzo draw I'm talking about.. super slow speech, and searching for that next word.. dead give away for heavy benzo use ime.. I tend to suck at sporting when someone is high from smoking pot, but put ms in a room of full of people and one on benzos and I'll spot them a mile away from that voice.. heroin use is sort of similar but not nearly as bad..

Not just the voice....the eyes even more....they look diff that any other "high" eyes

 

[racerboy71]

Xanax's = jail for me usually....or at least everybody will hate me before its over with....xanax is a bad drug....itll zombify u....literally

I wasn't hand cuffed ti that hospital bed because I'm a kinky fucker, it was because I was on my way to the drunk tank, but i don't remember any of that though.. just a brief moment of waking up handcuffed to a bed in a hospital.. to this day I've still non clue wtf hospital I was even in lol..

 

[racerboy71]

Xanax's = jail for me usually....or at least everybody will hate me before its over with....xanax is a bad drug....itll zombify u....literally

Which is why I lovingly refer to zannies as retard pills.. every time I take them I turn into an instant retard, which is why i don't mess with them now..
That and they're way worse then any potato chip.. I can never eat one and stop there.. gotta jes going till I finish the can (bottle)...

 

[dannyboy602]

Mb I just learned moderation thru age. And a few bad experiences. I got battle scars to remind me what happens when I take one too many. So on the rare occasion that I do I just stock up on junk food and plan on staying in that night. Interesting racer u can pick out that zanny voice. I don't have that much experience. Some times I wish I was hooked up with an anesthesiologist. I'd love to get my hands on some propofol. AKA milk of amnesia. Same zanny feeling but short acting.