Urine

roseypeach

Well-Known Member
my dog wants to piss on every fucking thing I plant outside. Most times he kills them so I can't see how that would work LOL
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
Really, both of you got this wrong! Both of you! Oh dear, anyway it's called a Foley catheter with collection bag.

Oh gawd run for your lives we are not just regressing toward the mean we are bobsledding into it! This is not good for our team.
Oh geez, take another toke and calm down; it was only a joke.
 

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
my dog wants to piss on every fucking thing I plant outside. Most times he kills them so I can't see how that would work LOL
LOL, the neighbor next door once told me I could 'cut off the part of his tree', some expensive ugly piece of shit hanging over the property line, which had just been surveyed by me, so out comes the chainsaw.:shock:
Sadly for him, my "pruning" took one whole side almost back to the main branch and killed it, so he got pissed, and yanked it out, then planted 3 of them even closer to the line.
Ever since then, when the dog goes out for his morning business, the favorite urinal is the middle one, but occasionally he likes to switch it up and use the third one.
Neighbor can't figure out why the second and third ones look like rejects.:o
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
LOL, the neighbor next door once told me I could 'cut off the part of his tree', some expensive ugly piece of shit hanging over the property line, which had just been surveyed by me, so out comes the chainsaw.:shock:
Sadly for him, my "pruning" took one whole side almost back to the main branch and killed it, so he got pissed, and yanked it out, then planted 3 of them even closer to the line.
Ever since then, when the dog goes out for his morning business, the favorite urinal is the middle one, but occasionally he likes to switch it up and use the third one.
Neighbor can't figure out why the second and third ones look like rejects.:o
Seriously, the dude is getting all territorial over a tree??? Reminds me why I never want to live in another place with a homeowners association.
 

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
Seriously, the dude is getting all territorial over a tree??? Reminds me why I never want to live in another place with a homeowners association.
I wouldn't call it 'territorial' so much, but he got his panties ruffled after I did what he said I could do.
I was told "If it's hanging on your side of the line, and it's bothering you, then go ahead and cut it."
Well, I didn't HAVE to go as far as I did, but I went to the line, so I wouldn't be cutting or ducking branches while on the riding mower every week or two, and he apparently didn't think before he opened his mouth.
He's calling himself a landscaper, so he should have known that any major random hacking could jeapardize his tree, but OH WELL.:lol:
 

DONNYS

New Member
I wouldn't call it 'territorial' so much, but he got his panties ruffled after I did what he said I could do.
I was told "If it's hanging on your side of the line, and it's bothering you, then go ahead and cut it."
Well, I didn't HAVE to go as far as I did, but I went to the line, so I wouldn't be cutting or ducking branches while on the riding mower every week or two, and he apparently didn't think before he opened his mouth.
He's calling himself a landscaper, so he should have known that any major random hacking could jeapardize his tree, but OH WELL.:lol:
fuck him
he should offered trim your side if he worried
 

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
fuck him
he should offered trim your side if he worried
Better yet, he should have known no good could come to them, planting the new ones even closer.
I HATE being on the rider, and having to swat branches out of my face while I'm cutting..
 

smokin away

Well-Known Member
I've been mixing it a gallon at a time. 3quarts water:1quart urine. The tomato plant I used it on is taller than the MJ plant next to it. Guess what that plant gets in the morning?

It is growing outside in soil. I would include photo but photo challenged.

I use whatever means available that works. Sure if had money for fancy nutes and a hydro-set up it may be better. It's just too much to spend right now. Some people just aren't open-minded enough to understand not to open a can of worms or anything.

:peace:
 
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