Live and direct from my Grandmas basement

[beardo]

I am in the process of opening a club in my grandmas basement and I plan of having various featured events that I would like to put on pay per view for those unable to attend in person. Does anyone know how I can put up live two hour events online to pay per view customers? Is there a site or program for this? I think the club will be a big hit but I think putting it on pay per view two nights a week will put it over the top and make it go from a profitable idea to a huge success. I have been doing the renovation work with the help of a couple other guys and we are almost done, we have the bar and stage set up, it's going to be awesome.

 

[Silicity]

Par per view? Are you expecting a live beoadcast? If so id just create a site dedicated to the niche you got going, then add a content locked livestream of the event going on. If your looking to make money both online and offline it could be a smart idea to market what you got going on a bigger scale.

 

[Orlandocb]

Youtube has outsourced just about everything

 

[vilify]

Do you have lights and lasers? Lights and lasers are a must.

 

[see4]

Will there be whipped cream involved? Oil wrestling? Fat chicks in speedos?

 

[bimple]

I am curious as to what the events will be? Do they involve your grandmother? Are you licensed to have a club or is this going to be an underground club, and if so what does your granny think of this?

 

[Orlandocb]

I am curious as to what the events will be? Do they involve your grandmother? Are you licensed to have a club or is this going to be an underground club, and if so what does your granny think of this?

Curiosity killed the cat

 

[AltarNation]

durrhurr beardo can I join ur club bro

 

[bimple]

Curiosity killed the cat

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect

 

[ricky1lung]

LiveJasmin.com or that other site that dude was complaining about that banned him for using his sisters CC.

 

[beardo]

Will there be whipped cream involved? Oil wrestling? Fat chicks in speedos?

Yes actually oil wrestling is one of the planned events, I am thinking Quinceanera oil wrestling will be a big hit

 

[slowbus]

you need finshaggy on this one

 

[bowlfullofbliss]

you know you have finally arrived in life when you host parties for your friends in your grammies basement.

 

[meechz 024]

Let me get this straight RIU...Some guy wants to open a club in his grandma's basement to invite grown adults there, and everyone chooses to rag on the mentally challenged slow kid?
It's like the internet reversed the shit up here.

Just think of this as real life people.

in person, finshaggy would be just a quick laugh and a head shake....not worth the energy to conjur up a laugh really.....you'd probably feel more pity for him if anything.
but what if an adult told you their dream was pursuing opening up a club in their grandmas basement and throwing events with pay-per-views there?

that's not gold? this shit get's a pass?!?!?

am i too stoned for this shit?


think about it brethren, think about it.

 

[beardo]

you know you have finally arrived in life when you host parties for your friends in your grammies basement.

I know it's going to be a big hit, when we put two girls celebrating their Quienceanera in their fancy dresses wrestling in a pool of oil to see who can rip off the dress of the other leaving her in her bra and thong and pinning her for the win, that is going to gain a massive audience, people want to watch that sort of thing.
Then when we introduce the parkinsons disease dancers it's going to get us fame and fortune.
The place is looking really good, we attached boards to the bulkhead doors and have teki torches along the walkway so the enterance looks like you're going into a dungeon

 

[Balzac89]

will there be special guests?

 

[curious2garden]

I can't wait to see the act his Grannie puts on

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Let me get this straight RIU...Some guy wants to open a club in his grandma's basement to invite grown adults there, and everyone chooses to rag on the mentally challenged slow kid?
It's like the internet reversed the shit up here.

Just think of this as real life people.

in person, finshaggy would be just a quick laugh and a head shake....not worth the energy to conjur up a laugh really.....you'd probably feel more pity for him if anything.
but what if an adult told you their dream was pursuing opening up a club in their grandmas basement and throwing events with pay-per-views there?

that's not gold? this shit get's a pass?!?!?

am i too stoned for this shit?


think about it brethren, think about it.

Meech; where ya been. This isn't "some guy"; this is Beardo. I might consider moving to where he is to get in on this action. Beardo could turn this bitch out enough to make a Maklemore video look like kindergarden.

 

[bigbsharko]

Strippers?

 

[beardo]

Strippers?

I plan on recruiting strippers from the wic office and for guests who are looking for a little something more i will be going to planned parenthood to get some ladies to work as "escorts"